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Poll: Is it okay to have sex if you're a guest in someone's home? |
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Is it okay to have sex if you're a guest in someone's home?
Gordondon son of Ethelred
· 18 years, 11 months ago
Are you having sex with your host(ess)? That has to be right.
Are you having sex with the spouse of your host(ess)? That is wrong unless he or she invited you to. Like the eskimos do. Are you having sex with your host(ess)'s minor child, pet, or houseplant? I think that is pretty much always wrong.
Dangit, I can't think up a funny responce to your question that doesn't come across as super-creepy.
or just add it to the list of usefull applications of said towel :P "you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you�daft as a brush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. ...Lastly, you can use it to clean up after you sodomize your host/hostess's houseplants in a rude and creepy manner." :D
Now really though, how can you sodomize a houseplant? Merriam-Webster lists the definition of sodomy as:
1 : copulation with a member of the same sex or with an animal 2 : noncoital and especially anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex A houseplant is not an animal, and it has no mouth or anus, so therefore it cannot be sodomized, IMO.
I am proud of myself for starting a discussion of sex with houseplants. That's sad isn't it?
A kid in my high school hygiene class had sex with a ficus. He misunderstood what the teacher meant when he said "always use a rubber."
goovie is married!
· 18 years, 11 months ago
i totally thought gordon wrote this one. especially after seeing the phrase "sex towel."
hee. towel.
yeah and then you find out that it's twisted little me!
seriously, this is a question i wonder about! Okay, so what if you are staying with your SO at their parents' house? Is it okay then? What about when you're staying with your SO as a guest in YOUR parents' house? What about when you're house-sitting and you have the house to yourself?
Wow you asked about sex and expected us to not make stupid jokes like seventh graders.
That's because girls mature faster than boys.
but better for cows, pigs would eat it but they don't know how.
(yes, I know it's complete nonsense, but it's how I learned it!)
What about when you're house-sitting and you have the house to yourself?
I don't see any problems with that. Seriously. Why not? Timing might be critical though - If your parents return just in the moment when you're having hot sex in teh kitchen you might have some explaining to do ... Maybe I'm a prude...it's just rude/creepy to me. I certainly wouldn't in someone else's house.� I can't really explain why, it just feels wrong.� Like you can't have self control enough to wait until you're not in someone else's space. I'd also be creeped out if I knew someone was doing it as a guest in my house. I can't defend that opinion with any specific logic or fact or whatever...it's just how things feel to me. To me it's a thing best kept on your own premises (or those you're paying for, e.g. hotels).
No on ever invites me to orgies.
What's sad is that I've said that on FHDC before.
Rachel Marie aka RAI
· 18 years, 11 months ago
I'm proud of you. This has possibly turned into the creepiest thing I've ever read in my life. I really feel like I need to take a shower.
...Though I don't know whether or not it's because I feel dirty or horny. :o/ You must first create an account to post.
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