Who wants to be a hobbit?

I want to be a hobbit.� I would make the best hobbit ever...� I'm short and peaceful and have hairy feet.�� Come on, who's with me?� I would so love to live in a hill.�� Or would you rather be an elf, or some kind of weird orc?� Come on...� come on...� I'm bored, it's late, humor me!�

In short, I want to be a hobbit.� I want to be a hobbit NOW.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmhobbitsex.� Dude.� I did *not* just say that.

yes you did... and i'll wholeheartedly agree with you^_________^ .... *pervy!pervy!pervy!!!*

it all depends.. I'll be a hobbit if i can keep Samwise Gamgee... but i'd like to be an elf if i could keep Haldir [Haldir of LORIEN.. not the other one!]...

dude.� I'll fight you for sam.

you're on.

I'll meet you at high noon on the field of honor.� Bring your banjo.

i'll be there.

do we need a referee?

probably should have one....� .... but i just realized a roblem... not only do i not HAVE a banjo, but i dont know how to PLAY one... we should probably figure out another means of dueling.

hobbit or elf...that is super hard...can I have both?...maybe at the same time?...no...DEFINITELY at the same time moohoohaha

Kinky!!!

but I already am a hobbit.
I'm short, on the roundish side, have furry feet, cling to home but enjoy the occasional adventure...

I don't want to be a hobbit I just have a hankering for hobbits.

When I was young my sister called me a hobbit.

I also used to think about which member of the Fellowship I'd want to be. I would often chicken out and say Legolas as the only one that didn't really suffer. I always identified with Frodo though.

Other than the height and the feet, my mother and I are pretty much hobbits. We're a little Tookish, but it's all good. :-)

And we're very down with the huge love of presents, both getting and oh-so-much giving whenever we can.


And hey, a friend of mine's former Fiance remarked when visiting that "You live in a hobbit hole!" Not subterranian, but evidently it's got that feel. We were so pleased when he said that. :-)

I'd rather be a dwarf.

Dude, I have Hobbit hair and hairy feet!� And I am six feet tall!

I had hobbit hair up until four days ago. I'm 6'3". I also have hairy feet, a love of the Shire, and a deep�desire to see the world. I'm a Baggins.

me and ellen and archie already ARE hobbits. proof:

hey that's really cool!!

how did you get that???

we all went to the LotR exhibition in london, where they have a special camera and a couple funny-shaped�benches, and they do it using forced perspective like they did in the movies.�i think it only cost�like �3 or something. it was loads of fun. :)

This topic title can be sung to Queen's "Who Wants to Live Forever"

.oO Who waaants to be a Hob-bit? Oo.

oh man me TOO but I didn't want to say that for fear of looking like a dork. :)

heh. I was surprised you hadn't beat me to mentioning it,

now I know why. suuuure leave me to look like the dorky one ;->

It's all about saving face, man. :)

...

You would fear looking like a dork on FHDC???

What's going on?

mememememeee!

erm... I mean... *blush*

All of you hobbits might like to visit the Shire Post Interdimensional Postage Server.

hee. that is teh kewl. shame it doesn't work anymore, tho. i'd totally have done that :D

It really helps when you get the html right

i googled. ;)

neal and i would make kickass hobbits. i want very much to be hobbits and live in the shire where it's nice and green, and have cute curly-haired hobbit children, and have orgies with merry and pippin and sam and frodo.

You never invite me to your orgies

what?? an orgy including Samwise,Merry,and Pippin? i want in on this!!! *dies*

*thinks of incredibly awesome awfulthings to do to precious,precious Samwise*

of course, if that doesnt work out... theres *still* Haldir of Lorien.. who.. may i add.. is STILL prettier than Legolas of Mirkwood^_^

oh puhlease.

what crack are you on?
haldir is pretty.

prettier than many.

prettier than legolas? no. sorry.

;-D

what can i say? i'm a sucker for a tall man with long blonde hair,pointed ears,and an attitude. Mae Govannen! -Sam *who just yesterday bought a book at Borders on how to correctly speak elvish... *

*squeeee!*

oh, I have nothing against haldir. and I'll even give you the diva status. and the fun factor.

:)

he's just not prettier.