Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
I know this was done and done again on a.m.m-f, but does anyone want to play the Question Game?
um, what's the question game?
Is this the one where you pretend to be someone else and I ask you questions? � �
Do you have to ask such an obvious question?
Isn't�this game more fun as a drinking game with a circle of friends live in person?
But isn't it more understandable with a bunch of sober online people?
what makes you think we're sober?
renita
· 20 years, 11 months ago
what makes you think we're not?
Is this like the game from Whose LIne?
renita
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Can't you tell?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
how would she be able to?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
who said you could talk? ;)
Do you want me to come over there and give you a talking to? :)
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
are you sure that's all you'll do?
are you familiar with rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
wait...� they're dead!?
wouldn't you like to know? ;)
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
am I too much woman for you to handle?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
what do you think? :)
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
you're the memo person, aren't you in charge of memoing? ("When I get into my next relationship, it's going to be all handshakes and memos!")
when the hell did i become the memo person?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
don't you remember the infamous post-it incident?
didn't i tell you it was the monkey's fault?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
but wasn't the monkey actually down by the pond playing hockey with the kids?
Yeah, um, I tried google, and I got a pr0n story about buffy and spike in bed asking each other questions that resulted in an increase of heat.
Is there anything I can't handle?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
what about something without handles?
are we talking about the same thing here?
why can't you understand that that's *exactly* what the monkey wants you to think?
why can't you understand that that's *exactly* what the monkey wants you to think?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
are we ever?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
if the scientists and national guard couldn't find the monkey, what makes you think you could?
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
So this question game, all we do is ask questions?
Did you touch my red stapler when you put the memo on my desk?
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Why is it all squished on one side?
Can't you see what everyone else is doing? -- Pauley
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
didn't I say that I was sorry?
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Are you trying to make sense?
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Don't you think I figured it out by my asking-of-questions?�  �
renita
· 20 years, 11 months ago
will it be an orgy?
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Do you need to ask?
Can I have spare change instead? -- Pauley
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
What do you need spare change for? What's wrong with good ol'...... something else? :D
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Does it look like I'm in charge?
Isn't that what your flashy gold nametag means? -- Pauley
Can we cut off this squished thread and continue down at the bottom? :-P -- Pauley
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Why not?
You mean the one that says, "McDonalds -- Manager"?
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
I can't think of a question? :D
Since when did he acquire a flashy gold nametag?
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Are you talking about me?
where did you get a flashy gold name tag? Why doesn't Josh tell me about these things?
Josh didn't tell you? -- Pauley
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Am I confused, or what?
Are you confused or am I just confused about your being confused?
Janos
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Would you care to answer that question for me?
Shelly
· 20 years, 11 months ago
was, like, robbie -right- in 'number six driver' about each question begging another question?? ;)
is there any other answer to a question besides a question? -- Pauley
Don't you mean "chartreuse?" -- Pauley
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
dammit, where is my orgy?
Isn't "42" the answer to the question at the end of the universe?
Which state has the lowest highest point?
Did it really need to come to that? ;o)
Did you expect that it wouldn't end that way?
Are you gonna finish eating that?
Do you know that non-sequitors are not allowed in the question game?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
yes, but did you know that there's no sex in the champagne room?
renita
· 20 years, 11 months ago
what is allowed in the champagne room?
Is it really that hard to guess?
ok, but why is there no sex in the orgy r�m?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
who says there isn't?
isn't that just a trick question?
Aren't all these questions trick questions?
Why are we letting people get away with all of these non-sequitors?
Um, what's a non-sequitor?
Is that a comment on the misspelling or a real inquiry?
Miss Spelling? Tori, is that you?
Are you in your 90210 phase again? -- Pauley
What makes you think I could ever go back there after what you did to me?
I was drunk, I don't remember -- what did I do to you again? -- Pauley
What *didn't* you do to me, you fiend!?!
Two of ya, huh? I'm such an evil bastid, isn't I? -- Pauley
Darn it, why did I think it was spelled with an o?
Isn't that techncially a non-sequitur to my question?
Could it be because the "ur" is a fairly uncommon construction? :)
What makes you think it's uncommon?
-- Pauley
Can't you just click the arrow next to my avatar to find out?
Why is it that all conversations eventually lead to sex?
Oh, is that what that thing does?
Misch
· 20 years, 11 months ago
When did you turn into Eliza?
What does this have to do with an antibody test?
Yvonne
· 20 years, 11 months ago
is this the lamest thread yet?
Is it really that boring?
renita
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Is it too hard to put it in the post?
Why are you reading it and posting in it if you think it's so lame?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
are you on crack?� if not, have you seen andy about it?
"I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?" (Sorry :-P) -- Pauley
don't you people ever listen to me?
I have a crack in my a**, should I get it fixed? -- Pauley
Isn't Pauley the *shnuggle* guy?
Bender
· 20 years, 11 months ago
isn't pauley my stalker guy?
Yvonne
· 20 years, 11 months ago
Why don't I have a stalker?
Are you volunteering to stalk her?
-- Pauley
But where could he improve his stalking skills?
Haven't you ever heard of Jack and the Beanstalk?
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