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Jºnªthªn
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JuicyFru |
| First Visit: |
Oct 17, 1999 |
| Last Visit: |
Thu, Jan 25, 2024, 5:03pm |
| Location: | Castro Valley, California | | About You: | This morning I listend to "Wood"
in my car, thinking, "Man, this is good!"
I began to careen
as I sang to "Tureen"
and a jogger bounced right off my hood!
A-
this fruvous new years i was in a trance
after too many drinks - watch me dance!
i had something fizzy
it made me quite dizzy
and i fell into *somebody's* pants!
J-
Anna cranked up the party a notch
drank some bourbon, tequila, & scotch
and to clear misconception
'bout the someone in question
did a faceplant in poor Jian's crotch
A-
jonathan is asking for trouble
you would think that he lived in a bubble
my embarrasing secret
he'll be sorry he leaked it
i just might toss his ass in a puddle!
this whole mess sounds so sordid and queer
for the true story just listen here:
i was as drunk as all hell
onto jian i fell
next time i will pass on the beer.
J-
Anna's limericks deserve admiration
and I'm glad that she's learned moderation
on the beer going easy
will make her less queasy
and avoid future fruvous prostration
Anna's escapades prove quite the muse
and most drunkenness she now eschews
still, her actions spawn envy
but i don't think they can be
completely explained by the booze!
Anna warns of the evils of drink
and says "next time you frutrip just think...
that a facefull of lap
of that fruvousy chap
wasn't nearly as nice as you'd think!"
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