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The word Didiculousness means uber ridiculous! As in "i'm overwhelmed by absurdity so much i cant pronounce things right"

The word nakedosity is "the state of being exuberantly naked"

The Definition of Kudies: the first Sexually transmitted deseize that kids learn about. You get them from touching the opposet of sex.

"Take his pants off if you are going to sleep on top!"
-My Mom said to Beth at Falcon Ridge when she was going to sleep on the top bunk

"if you and Jian had a lovechild, it would be Gregg Cagno"
-Leah Bender

"amyholland is my favorate amyholland"
-Sarah Steele on Amy Holland (kinky)

"can someone pleeeeese take the crack pipe from andy?? thank you."
-Shelly Sholley on me! Well not on me but about me. Well you get what I mean!

"Nitsa? Is a Nitsa a person or a food?"
-My mom on Nitsa

"hey, why use an aresol can when you can use a blow torch!"
-Laura on handling Exes

"Yeah! So it *should* have cookies and duct tape! Maybe there were cookies and duct tape, but he just didn't mention. I mean, they were at a carnival; I bet that roller coaster was held together with duct tape. And maybe they ate some cookies."
-Sqee-chan on the song Fly, and how to make it happy

"WHY DOESN'T MY OWNER LOVE ME ENOUGH TO BUY ME UNDERPANTS.?"
-Animal Underpants....Errrr....Don't ask then!

"There are just the two types: young and beautiful, and old and squat. The speculation is that the old Hungarian women consume the younger ones."
-Rob Balder, on Hungarian Women. Well Rob wasn't on them, on them but he was discussing them!

"Time to serve up 2 scoops of candy coated Ka-boom"
- The Big Guy from the TV Series "Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot"

"You're just funny. But your also cool and sweet, too *huggles* That's exactly what you are! You're the human equivalent of Ice cream!"
-Nikki Ramos on Yours Truly

"yeah, well just blame it on my apparently over-active tongue, Ryan"
-Theri on, ummmm....I have no clue, but it sure sounds like something I wanna find out more about!

"I'm Canadian, not stupid!"
- Jen Meyers when I tryed to explain to her what an Inch was!

"A thumb can't be converted!"
-Stephanie helping me convert tell Jen what an Inch is.

"Hey man, that was awsome, both you and your woman are welcome back to my van tonight if you want. I mean that hat looks pritty good on you and she's kinda kinky sence she bit me and all!"
-Adam Brodsky after I said "Came" durring "Deisel Dyke"

"I would have killed most people but, luckily for Kiki, ferrets are more easily distracted than a toddler on a double expresso."
-Bub-Bun from Sluggy Freelance

"I saw Elvis in a Potatochip once"
-Fox Mulder on the X files

"most people think of Canada as a place with a strange weights and mesures and doesn't have the science to back it up. There is a place north of Toronto and me and a freind went to where there was a signthat said "Please drive 2 Cheverons behind the other car" and they have 2 cheverons painted on the side of the road. And now north of Torronto that is anm excptable means of mesurement! "The country store is about 100 cheveron's that way. But I havn't been there in Cheverons sence I was Yeah Cheverons high""
-Mike Myers

"hehehe....Andy, Bridging the Gap between fanees and their faners"
-Cara on me (Yum) and how I am an Envoy to Jian

"You know more about Canadian Music than me, Andy, and Canada is my Native Country"
- James Stevens today at work

"If you wanna see Andy dance, buy my new CD."
-Russell Wolff

"Beware the wrath of my breasts!"
-Kim Sward. I don't think I can add anything to that one to even begin to explain it!

"Let's put it this way, If you buy a CD, when I go back to Canada I can buy a new car with the money!"
-Danny Michel on the extange rate and why he likes touring in the US.

"I am going to an imorality Party! You should go too! I will be wearing Tape!"
-Jeanette Zissel inviting me to a party.

"Aww how sweet! if I knew you were going to be our pimp for the evening I would have put you on the list"
-Some random drop dead gorgeious girl in a see threw nighty , no bra and a thong and the prittyest brown eyes I have ever seen!

"Can't you see the Pile of Decaying Donkeys?"
-Villa Jidiots

"what a silly-brained woman....doesn't she know that NIKKI's always right?!"
-Nikki Ramos on my ex saying she is always right

"I don't know enough adjatives to write Pornography"
-Neil Gaiman

"Do you know how creepy it is to think that at least eight people will be having sex tonight because of you?"
-Warren Ellis on his Message boards he started

"and if donuts are the way to my Andy's happiness... well, then donut we shall!"
-Chrissy Jedziniak on the true way to my happiness. But she forgot Porn! (Keep reading, you will get it)

So I'm indulging myself withsome time in the pub on a Sunday, and then I'm going to buy myself a steak the size of my head. Which, according to some of my hate mail, is very large indeed."
-Warren Ellis

"Well, I'm very flexy on this issue. But I've traditionally liked midgets. And I quite like deformities. I went out with a hunchback for some time."
- Hugh Grant. No for real, he said that! Ok Now on to Celine Dion and her frozen Fetus!

"I just hate it when I get Pimp hat hair!"
-Pete Abrams, the creator of Sluggy Freelance when I was complaining about my pimp hat.

"You look familiar, where do I know you from?"
"You might know me from TV...I also might have been to a bar, Which is why I might be Drunk!"
-Jena to Jason Carter, who played Marcus Cole on Babylon 5 and his responce.

"You should call him that, and you should also call him a tracer, he would really like that!"
-Thyla, telling me what I should do sence I called Joe Sunday, of Sluggy Freelance, Sunday Bob.

"I mean what are you going to do? Say "Please take my penis out of your mouth....please?"
-Nick on my one night stand.

"Those great forbidding plates of text with small spot illustration are just brainhammeringly boring. "Brainhammeringly" may not be a word."
-Warren Ellis

"I love old People I think they are so cute."
-AJ from the Backstreet Boys

"That part of me is clean. I was wearing a hat!"
-Me, don't ask!

"If Britney and Justin had a child, that child would probably sign a $100 million endorsement deal while still in the womb."
-John Ryan

"Oh! Andy is like chocolate, sweet and addictive!"
-Crystal on me! Wheeee!

"if you are going to do something stupid, do it really stupid."
-Advice I gave my College roommate once on Relationships.

"When I first heard London was the Forrest City, I thought it would be like the E Wok Village in Return of the Jedi. We would be swinging from shop to shop on a vine, and there would be lots of 3 foot tall furry canadians."
-Me on the Great City of London

"awww.....That kid just said 'Eh!'"
-Me

"I really enjoyed your performance tonight. I think this is the first time I have seen you in a space like this, I usually got the crap seats in big venues when I have seen you, so it's nice to know you are more than an inch tall."
-me to Sarah Slean

"Elly was denied of her superness"
-Me to Elly when she had the most amazing shot in the world at Put Put and she missed it by a little bit

"Did you take into consideration the curvature of Canada?"
-Elly

"This must be a metric pool table."
-Me to Crystal about why I was playing pool so Badly

"How many strokes did it take me to get it up and keep it up?"
-Elly, who must have hit the ball on the grass about 10,000,000,000,000 times!

"The question of the ages- why do we name our genitalia after cats and chickens?--- what is it?"
-Carey's Ellen on our favorate Topic!

"Andy, you are a Band Aid that cover's the Boo-Boo that is life"
-Ellen Rowland

"It's hard to keep thinking about sex with the mental image of george wendt eating beans....altho- not totally impossible"
- Ellen Rowland

"Because when you lose your luggage, the first thing you think is "boy I really need to get me some thongs!""
-Ellen Rowland

"Well good- cos you're cute when you act cute and goofy! not to mention goofy!"
-Ellen Rowland on me! (Oooohhhhh....now that's a good Idea!)

"What? He Farted with all the girls?"
-Ellen Rowland on miss hearing me?

"Arn't I the Deaf one?"
-My responce

"You realize for the rest of the day i am going to have to fight the urge to say "so you want to have anal sex" at random intervals."
-Ellen, Silly this *IS* her quote secion after all!

"Thomas Edison used the restroom here?"
-Ellen about how they named Battery Park

"Watch out for the Toast in the Puddles!"
-Ellen

"It's all about Pirate Love!"
-Ellen

And Ellen Sayeth unto me "Thy hair is as a flock of goats, that appear from mount Gilead. Thy teeth are like a flock of sheep that are even shorn, which came up from the washing; whereof every one bear twins, and none is barren among them."-
Songs of Soloman, Chapter 4 Verse 1-2

"Only we could start cybering and get sidetracked by decapitation!"
-Ellen Rowland

"dork love is a beautiful thing!"
-Ellen Rowland

"Nothing says love like massive head trauma."
Ellen, Duh!

"sex with you is so much better than stabbing myself in the ear"
-Who do you think: ELLEN!

"well so would i-- but i seem to be tapping into my inner can of whup ass"
-My violent Ellen, no not my ex, Ellen Rowland on Sex and Candy! hmmmm...sex and Candy......

""i'm not just a girl. i'm an ellen"--- don't remind me! you ruin it for the rest of us ellens!"
-Ellen on my ex

"Were the Cutest Ever. I don't don't know what we are but were the cutest. I don't know what catagory we are in but we are the cutest. We just are. So there."
-The Cutest Ellen

"We make people Throw up"
-Ellen Rowland on us as a couple