P is the letter on the Piortic table for Fish
The word Didiculousness means uber ridiculous! As in "i'm
overwhelmed by absurdity so much i cant pronounce things right"
The word nakedosity is "the state of being exuberantly naked"
*I HAVE 1369.69 ELLYPOINTS AND
HAVE 100 ANDREAPOINTS*
I have 1,000,560 Barb Points!
1,000,000 is for the Jacket, 500 is for liking the Corrs, 50 for
visiting her and 10 points for putting her on my page!
because of Stacy's Rocking I have 1000 Staceypoints
The Definition of
Kudies: the first Sexually transmitted deseize that kids learn
about. You get them from touching the opposet of sex.
"Take his pants off if you are going
to sleep on top!"
-My Mom said to Beth at Falcon Ridge when
was going to sleep on the top bunk
"if you and Jian had a lovechild, it would be Gregg Cagno"
"amyholland is my favorate amyholland"
"can someone pleeeeese take the crack pipe from andy??
-Shelly Sholley on me! Well not on me but about
Well you get what I mean!
"Nitsa? Is a Nitsa a person or a food?"
-My mom on Nitsa
"hey, why use an aresol can when you can use a blow torch!"
-Laura on handling Exes
"Yeah! So it *should* have cookies and duct tape! Maybe
there were cookies and duct tape, but he just didn't mention. I
mean, they were at a carnival; I bet that roller coaster was held
together with duct tape. And maybe they ate some cookies."
-Sqee-chan on the song Fly, and how to make it happy
"WHY DOESN'T MY OWNER LOVE ME ENOUGH TO BUY ME
-Animal Underpants....Errrr....Don't ask
"There are just the two types: young and beautiful, and old
and squat. The speculation is that the old Hungarian women
consume the younger ones."
-Rob Balder, on Hungarian
Women. Well Rob wasn't on them, on them but he was discussing
"Time to serve up 2 scoops of candy coated Ka-boom"
The Big Guy from the TV Series "Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot"
"You're just funny. But your also cool and sweet, too
*huggles* That's exactly what you are! You're the human
equivalent of Ice cream!"
-Nikki Ramos on Yours Truly
"yeah, well just blame it on my apparently over-active tongue,
-Theri on, ummmm....I have no clue, but it sure
sounds like something I wanna find out more about!
"I'm Canadian, not stupid!"
- Jen Meyers when I tryed to
explain to her what an Inch was!
"A thumb can't be converted!"
-Stephanie helping me
convert tell Jen what an Inch is.
"Hey man, that was awsome, both you and your woman are
welcome back to my van tonight if you want. I mean that hat
looks pritty good on you and she's kinda kinky sence she bit me
-Adam Brodsky after I said "Came" durring "Deisel
"I would have killed most people but, luckily for Kiki, ferrets
are more easily distracted than a toddler on a double
-Bub-Bun from Sluggy Freelance
"I saw Elvis in a Potatochip once"
-Fox Mulder on the X
"most people think of Canada as a place with a strange
weights and mesures and doesn't have the science to back it up.
There is a place north of Toronto and me and a freind went to
where there was a signthat said "Please drive 2 Cheverons
the other car" and they have 2 cheverons painted on the side of
the road. And now north of Torronto that is anm excptable means
of mesurement! "The country store is about 100 cheveron's that
way. But I havn't been there in Cheverons sence I was Yeah
"hehehe....Andy, Bridging the Gap between fanees and their
-Cara on me (Yum) and how I am an Envoy to
"You know more about Canadian Music than me, Andy, and
Canada is my Native Country"
- James Stevens today at
"If you wanna see Andy dance, buy my new CD."
"Beware the wrath of my breasts!"
-Kim Sward. I don't
think I can add anything to that one to even begin to explain it!
"Let's put it this way, If you buy a CD, when I go back to
Canada I can buy a new car with the money!"
on the extange rate and why he likes touring in the US.
"I am going to an imorality Party! You should go too! I will be
-Jeanette Zissel inviting me to a party.
"Aww how sweet! if I knew you were going to be our pimp
the evening I would have put you on the list"
drop dead gorgeious girl in a see threw nighty , no bra and a thong
and the prittyest brown eyes I have ever seen!
"Can't you see the Pile of Decaying Donkeys?"
"what a silly-brained woman....doesn't she know that NIKKI's
-Nikki Ramos on my ex saying she is always
"I don't know enough adjatives to write
"Do you know how creepy it is to think that at least eight
people will be having sex tonight because of you?"
Ellis on his Message boards he started
"and if donuts are the way to my Andy's happiness... well,
then donut we shall!"
-Chrissy Jedziniak on the true way to my
happiness. But she forgot Porn! (Keep reading, you will get it)
So I'm indulging myself withsome time in the pub on a
Sunday, and then I'm going to buy myself a steak the size of my
head. Which, according to some of my hate mail, is very large
"Well, I'm very flexy on this
issue. But I've traditionally liked midgets. And I quite like
deformities. I went out with a hunchback for some time."
Hugh Grant. No for real, he said that! Ok Now on to Celine Dion
and her frozen Fetus!
"I just hate it when I get Pimp hat hair!"
the creator of Sluggy Freelance when I was complaining about my
"You look familiar, where do I know you from?"
might know me from TV...I also might have been to a bar, Which is
why I might be Drunk!"
-Jena to Jason Carter, who played
Marcus Cole on Babylon 5 and his responce.
"You should call him that, and you should also call him a
tracer, he would really like that!"
-Thyla, telling me what I
should do sence I called Joe Sunday, of Sluggy Freelance,
"I mean what are you going to do? Say "Please take my penis
out of your mouth....please?"
-Nick on my one night stand.
"Those great forbidding plates of text with small spot illustration are just brainhammeringly boring. "Brainhammeringly" may not be a
"I love old People I think they are so cute."
-AJ from the Backstreet Boys
"That part of me is clean. I was wearing a hat!"
-Me, don't ask!
"If Britney and Justin had a child, that child would probably sign a $100 million endorsement deal while still in the womb."
"Oh! Andy is like chocolate, sweet and addictive!"
-Crystal on me! Wheeee!
"if you are going to do something stupid, do it really stupid."
Quotes from my trip to Canada!
-Advice I gave my College roommate once on Relationships.
"When I first heard London was the Forrest City, I thought it
would be like the E Wok Village in Return of the Jedi. We would be
swinging from shop to shop on a vine, and there would be lots of
foot tall furry canadians."
-Me on the Great City of
"awww.....That kid just said 'Eh!'"
"I really enjoyed your performance tonight. I think this is the
first time I have seen you in a space like this, I usually got the
crap seats in big venues when I have seen you, so it's nice to
know you are more than an inch tall."
-me to Sarah
"Elly was denied of her superness"
-Me to Elly when she
had the most amazing shot in the world at Put Put and she missed
it by a little bit
"Did you take into consideration the curvature of
"This must be a metric pool table."
-Me to Crystal about
why I was playing pool so Badly
"How many strokes did it take me to get it up and keep it up?"
Quotes from Sweet Marie!
-Elly, who must have hit the ball on the grass about
"The question of the ages- why do we name our genitalia after
cats and chickens?--- what is it?"
-Carey's Ellen on our
"Andy, you are a Band Aid that cover's the Boo-Boo that is
"It's hard to keep thinking about sex with the mental image of
george wendt eating beans....altho- not totally impossible"
"Because when you lose your luggage, the first thing you think
is "boy I really need to get me some thongs!""
"Well good- cos you're cute when you act cute and goofy! not
to mention goofy!"
-Ellen Rowland on me! (Oooohhhhh....now
that's a good Idea!)
"What? He Farted with all the girls?"
-Ellen Rowland on
"Arn't I the Deaf one?"
"You realize for the rest of the day i am going to have to fight
the urge to say "so you want to have anal sex" at random
-Ellen, Silly this *IS* her quote secion after all!
"Thomas Edison used the restroom here?"
how they named Battery Park
"Watch out for the Toast in the Puddles!"
"It's all about Pirate Love!"
And Ellen Sayeth unto me "Thy hair is as a flock of goats, that
appear from mount Gilead. Thy teeth are like a flock of sheep that
are even shorn, which came up from the washing; whereof every
one bear twins, and none is barren among them."-
Soloman, Chapter 4 Verse 1-2
"Only we could start cybering and get sidetracked by
"dork love is a
"Nothing says love like massive head trauma."
"sex with you is so much better than stabbing myself in the
-Who do you think: ELLEN!
"well so would i-- but i seem to be tapping into my inner can of
-My violent Ellen, no not my ex, Ellen Rowland on
Sex and Candy! hmmmm...sex and Candy......
""i'm not just a girl. i'm an ellen"--- don't remind me! you ruin
it for the rest of us ellens!"
-Ellen on my ex
"Were the Cutest Ever. I don't don't know what we are but were the cutest. I don't know what catagory we are in but we are the cutest. We just are. So there."
-The Cutest Ellen
"We make people Throw up"
-Ellen Rowland on us as a