Once I was King of Engrish or I king now of Spain as for me eats the moderate pie

 One of my favorate episodes of News Radio, Jimmy James wrote a book. The book was translated into Japaneese and then translated back into english and then published. He went to a reading at a book store and read the nonsence with a straight face.

Tonight I felt the need to do that to the "King of Spain" and here is the results!

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