Poll: What is your preferred method of "using" toilet paper?

wtf - what a bizarre question :D

Well, look who submitted it. :D

i was hoping there would be an "on my ass" option, but alas :D

hey! Are you trying to say something about how bizarre I am? Cause if you are, thanks. :)

ooooh...I finally got a poll that I wrote up here! And a silly one at that! Yay!

I was asked this during a recent conference session on stress management and relaxation/laughter exercises as part of a series of several ice-breaker/warm-up questions where people stood in one of two groups depending on their answer (crinkled or folded). There was somewhat of a humorous good natured debate that resulted. I just expanded a bit on the options (with one modification of the original options, that definitely sounds better than the one I used...thanks Josh!).

No, I use my hand then lick it clean...or wipe it on the stall, or on the first person I meet (stink palm!!)

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? :)

-- Pauley

oO there's shit on every hand you shook -�if you don't believe me, look at your hand!! Oo

neatly folded. take the length, fold it in thirds. away you go.

funny. this is personal, private, weird.

but the masturbation thread, now that was public information ;D

Yes, well.... masturbation excites people... poop just makes them go "ew".

:)

I'm sure poop excites some people.

*snort*

i like to take it and wet it and throw it at the ceiling to make it stick.

um.

*six-year-old runs awaaaaaay*

I sure am glad that I finally realized you were talking about the toilet paper...

*giggles*

i like throwing it over people's houses.� ;)

or their trees.

I'm the worst toilet paper waster. Evah.

three sea shells.

-= george =-

You piece of BZZZ!!! John Spartan BZZZZ!!!! Bzzz! BZZZZ!!! You have been fined for BZZZ a violation of the verbal morality statute.

FCC - Bringing a Verbal Morality Statute to a so-called "public" airwave near you!

It's a good thing "using" is in quotes. It might be confusing otherwise. ;-}

this afternoon i'm dealing with a clogged-up toilet. because of, you know, too much paper.

What about "the only thing that matters is that there's a roll within reach of the toilet?"

I'm waiting for the "front-to-back" vs "back-to front" poll.....

bwah!

i was wondering about that too :)