Poll: Which Olsen Twin is more talented?

It's me! I've never been the first before ;) *pats self on the back*

Gordon, gordon... you know the word "megatalents" gave you away, right?

hee. no, the part about mary-kate holding ashley back did. he hung out with me for too long. :)

The past tense is way too sad.

Heh. Somehow, I *knew* Carey had a hand in this... :-)

and what is wrong with giving away that it is me?

All I know is that Kath told me of her studies into the history of their breasts, and my life has never been the same!

Um, I want to hear about the history of their breasts

So do the majority of men on the site.
:D

Of course! Hey, I did write it as an assignment for class... (and it did suck, so I won't repost it here). But just let it be known that there exists a poem about the Olsen Twins' breasts.

There once was a boob from Nantucket...

big enough to fit in a bucket

when I touched it, it wiggled, and it cause me to giggle

but in the end I just said "f*ck it"

o.O

I selected the last option because I haven't ever heard of them :(

*crawls back into the ivory tower*

consider yourself lucky.

sososososososo. lucky.

werd.

yah....seriously..SO LUCKY!!!!

any room in that ivory tower for one more????� *g*

we have been over-saturated for, like -years- with them.� i feel they're basically talent-free.� so. yah..

Ever seen Full House?
They're the annoying youngest girl in it. Even though they played a single character, child labor laws required them to be twins so each one spent half the time on set.
And Jian and Rebecca's twins were played by triplets.


I have no idea why I know all this Full House trivia. It hurts me.

But now you all do too :-D

child labor laws required them to be twins

AHHH!
So *that's* why they're twins!

It had nothing to do with nature at all. :D

I find it hard to believe that the Olsen twins have anything to do with nature :-)

Who are Jian and Rebecca?

John Stamos and... what'sherface who played his wife, Becky.

Lori Loughlin

IMDb is more useful than it should be.
Aparently uncle Jesse's real name is Hermes.

heheheheh! jian and rebecca!!!

Aparently uncle Jesse's real name is Hermes

I read that as "Herpes"

Full House?
Aaaah. So I actually have seen them. Perhaps I should investigate further. Or not.

They are on the cover of People magazine (grocery store check out, don't subscribe) this week because they just turned 18 (and now have full legal control of their empire, if they didn't have it all before).

I don't care about them unless they shoot a lesbian porn movie with each other.

Haha!!� I know one guy from my residence last year who would drool over that...he had a poster of them on his wall...it was slightly disturbing...considering their age in the picture...� :S

*tugs collar*

They're not identical twins. They look an awful lot alike, but biologically, they're fraternal.

No. I don't know how the hell I know that.
I don't think I want to know how I know that.

I knew that too. This could be another poll: Do you know more than you care to admit about the Olsen Twins?

Well, since due to this thread I just looked them up on http://www.mary-kateandashley.com and on IMDB, the answer would be a resounding yes.

And old article from the Brunching Shuttlecocks.

ok, the self-imposed exile was temporary... providing no one gets their panties (or lack thereof according to the last poll) in a bunch.  i just thought this might be a tad interesting read. 

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/WinnipegSun/Spotlight/2004/05/01/442956.html

/delurk

I read that article and I completely agree with that journalist!� IF I were to feel inclined to watch their new movie, I'd see it for Eugene Levy and not for the (and here I quote the article in case you have not read it) "frighteningly thin versions of Full House's little monkey-faced baby" heh.

I swear, when Full House first aired,�I�remember speaking to only one other person (my best friend)�who thought the baby looked like some monkeychild!�

I feel so horrible that I know anything about them, but alas, I do. Fraternal Twins, Mary-Kate is left handed, Ashley is right, Ashley is taller and has a more oval face :( My friend Caitlyn used to talk about them all the time so it isn't like I know this stuff from my own investigations) Say what you wish.

Thank you.

I can't tell you how much better I feel to not know the most about the Olsen twins around here :-)

They're TWINS? *dumbfounded* :)