Poll: So...what's your breast size?

RepreSENT!

can I touch your bitch tits?

lol I call the other assistant at work BT for short. dude. major BT's.

repRESENT!

REPREsent!

No Nate, you're playing wrong! Repre doesn't mean anything!

Maybe not in YOUR world.

Freak.

yOUR

*looks around*

What do you mean we didn't start a new game?

But see, I was making a statement about my boob resentment... oh nevermind.

*sulks*

Awwwwwww.
*hugs*
:)

Horray for Manboobies!

I should be a C. But I've gotten to D-land (har har) by getting fatter. Sigh. Either way. They need perk. And it's missing. :(

o/~ I wasn't wanting melons, just a cute curvaceous 'B' o/~

I'm in D-ville, but i'm losing weight atm and they're getting smaller. i still voted for dcups tho. i'm usually a 34-36D. leaning more toward 34 these days.

what an odd poll.

a) i can't believe i responded to this post... but then again, i guess once you've got sex on the brain ya just gotta run with it.

when i started following that quirky canadian folk pop band, i was a borderline B. The last time I went to go buy some OtSBH's (*grin* if you've seen Beaches, you'll figure it out), i discovered to my dismay that i've graduated not only to D-land (and i don't mean the online diary), but that i could no longer buy my favorite comfy undies because they didn't make them in D... fascist size-ist pigs!

Angie

who has odd things going on with fhdc lately... its haunted

Oooh..Beaches.

.oOFor Otto Titsling had found his quest: to lift and mold the female breast; to point the small ones to the sky; to keep the big ones high and dry! Oo.

-AND-

"Yes! He had invented the worlds first over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder. Hooray!"

Is anyone surprised that bras were created by men? Another way to oppress women! Put tortuous lacey things around their unruly breasts! That way, they will not provoke lustful, sinful thoughts in men's minds! Yes, restrain the breasts! And don't forget those corsets! Keep the women slim, breathless, and riddled with broken ribs all at the same time!

^_^ Heh heh heh.

See, now I got to a C by gaining weight...I used to be a B. Although even then I was bigger than both of my sisters. Combined. Heh. And yes, I am happy with my 38C's.

And so are we.

You're only a C?? Funny, they look bigger...

Well if we were to refer to them as "Tastes Great" and "Less Filling," the former might be getting into the D category. But I've got a bunch of really nice expensive bras, and I find that they're sized a bit more generously.

I just don't think of myself as bigger than you in that department. *shrug* You carry them better. :)

well, i voted for c, but i, too am in the same situation.....

damn weight anyhoo...grrrrrrrrr

imho, small is nice.

I agree. Which is why I'm so bitter that it's not the case with me. Sigh.

Hand sized or just a little bigger is perfect. Usually translates to B or C cup depending on chest measurement. And I'm not that particular on perky vs saggy. Everyone's boobs will sag in time without plastic surgery, so doesn't much matter how it starts out to me. :)

That being said, I am a huge fan of women's breasts, which is why I run the 5K Race for the Cure every year. Gotta keep those boobies healthy!

hey, that's my joke :)

actually, wanted to run in the 5k when i was in texas and they wouldn't let me because i was a man. which i honestly said (and didn't realize i had said it until.. well, after) was that hey "i'm a breast supporter, why can't I run?".

oh well ;)

Actually, I do remember you making that joke. And the next year they did open it up to all people (realizing they could make much more money that way). First couple of years I walked/trotted it, now I actually do run it. Luckily they don't have it during the hottest months of the year.

Damn that Harold for getting me involved. :) Although this next year I hope they pick a better route. Running on cobblestone frelling HURTS.

It also seems weird to limit it to just women when men can get breast cancer too...or lose a loved one to it.

Indeed. These points were also brought up and I have to give props for the race organizers to realize their mistake and correct it immediately. The first year they had something like 100 people running. The second year after opening it up to anyone, they had more like 500-600 running.

34b here. but i still think of myself as being completely flat-chested.

those sound great! *jealous*

A small but firm map.

I don't even have to explain that joke do I?

not to me, anyway. and i never even saw that show. :)

This poll discriminates against men. Women have a choice but men do not.

It of course does suggest another poll. I'm sure DVN could provide one of the answer choices.

Until men routinely wear bras I'm not giving them size categories. :) Manboobs is the best I felt I needed to do! :)

Bro, or Manssiere?

but what about those of us without even manboobs? howabout a "none at all" response?

haha, remind me to not look at lawrence at the swimming pool ;-)

If they're uneven, then you have to get two screennames (one for each) and vote for both sizes.

*ducks flying objects*

oh geez. I didn't realise how that sounded until you pointed it out.

<sigh>

you know what I meant.

How about a poll asking 'what cup size *would* you like'

That's a question that men can answer as well

(I still think that there needs to be a man-equivalent question but everyone seems horrified at my penis size poll so whatever, I'm trying to compromise ;)

i wear an E cup. on a good day. and i tend to pop out of those every now and again. and they don't FEEL that ginormous....until i lean over and like....accidentially smother a small child or elderly person.

oh honey its all good...until i had my surgery i was a 38 *drum roll please* M...that is right i said M....but once they took out the 6 pounds between the two i am down to a 38 D. but belive me i would do it again in a heartbeat!

Okay, I feel much better that I'm not the only one in the "way bigger" category (3D). I know what you mean by not feeling that large.. until you have to go shopping for a new OtSBH (love that! *snicker*)!

dude, i don't even buy my own. i send my mom. it's way too depressing. saggy, ugly, stretch-marked...bigness.

. . .though the hip fairy came two times and the thigh fairy came three.

Yay Deirdre. I have a bumper sticker on my car that says "honk if you've been dissed by the boob fairy."

i'm a 36A, and as i get fatter, the more my boobs shrink. *sulk* :D

I'm a 34D ... and I hate them. I used to be small and perky and now its like vavoom bam! and now I have D's. men stare girls stare a lesbian co-worker of mine has asked to touch them... they're just trouble.

I'm antiboobie

yay man-rack!

although if i keep this up, i'm going to outsize most of the girls here. d:

-= george =-

:)

I have an issue with bra sizes, see, I'm really more of a B, but I like an underwire, and b sized underwires aren't wide enough and cut into the sides, and that's just no fun.

So I wear a C cup bra, but they are few and far between that fit me well.

by the by. I hate bra shopping.

bra shopping sucks. they're all way too expensive, and the cute ones are never cheap or comfortable enough.

I hate bra shopping with a fiery passion. Finding 34DDs is not easy at all. Apparently there's a rule that if your cup size is that big, you're at least a 38. bah I say!

I actually quite like my boobs for the most part, but not even being able to sleep braless comfortably does get old.

Or seamless...argh. They all show through, dammit!

By which I mean a little too big for my favorite B's. (Though if you're going according to the system of grading, a B-minus would be between B and C, really.)
I second that thing about hating bra shopping. Not big on itchy fabric, tourniquets, stuff that I might well pop out of, stuff that bunches up, anything pink, anything that requires bleaching, or anything that can't really be worn under anything else I own. Whew. That doesn't leave much, does it?

Oh heck yeah...nothing worse than an underwire bra that doesn't go wide enough. I prefer underwire as well but when one doesn't fit well it's agony.

it's funny to me that someone can *prefer* an underwire rather than *require* one

well.

it's the same thing,

I have only ONE bra that has no underwire that is comfortable, other than that they either offer no support or squish.
*shrug*

so I like the ones with an underwire, the other one's aren;t comfortable.

And really, no matter how big you are, underwire is always a preference thing.

Someone who *required* an underwire is simply prefering to be comfortable.

It might be impossible for you to be comfortable without one, but it's still a preference.

Wow, it's sitting in the lower camp tent all over again!

Hehehe sorry Bill! I'll make it up to you! *hug*

Wow.
So is that, like, a date?

check it out here :D

warning: second page not work friendly. boobie pictures.

er. wow. fascinating. the G cup looks really uncomfortable :P

dude, that site can NOT be right!

I'm serious... are other people finding this accurate?

mine was dead accurate - it came up with 36D.

well start taling boys!!!

OK, you asked for it.
Mine is

oh!

Nevermind. I'm not in the mood for smalltalk just now.

there's a rumor that some company is going to start making half sizes. like b 1/2, C 1/2... all I can say is

HALLELUJAH.

I have so damned much trouble bra shopping.

yea, I saw a commercial for it.

Amen to that.

I can't wait.

Me either!
err..
umm...

i have no boobs of any sort. :(

So why did Fruvous name two albums after bra sizes?

Hee hee!!! :D

In the interest of fairness, we'll now have to have another poll: What's your penis size?

And I'm 36D, and very happy with 'em, thank you very much ;-)

So, I guess fruhead girls don't skew as big as I expected. I guess some of us just bitch loudly. *grin*

either most fruhead men didn't bother to answer this one, or fruhead polls are usually disproportionately answered by women, or lots of guys out there know their bra size :)

it could just be the size of their inner boobs.

Apperances matter not, it's the inner boobs that count, apparently....um...right.

I'm a size 50C...and finding a bra in that size is near impossible. Not too mention expensive...not too mention I'm lucky if I can find a bra in my size that also happens to be pretty. When I get a sewing machine and learn how to sew really well, I am making my own bras.

I don't like underwires. They jab into my soft, fatty flesh. I currently only have one bra that fits me properly. I'd love bra shopping if they made more in my size...and if they didn't cost $40+ each.

What about the "one's an a, one's a b" option??

dammit, most women are lopsided to some extent and i swear to god bras were invented and created by men.

See this commercial that advertises the "in between" sizes? Is it really 2003 and the bra corporation is JUST NOW coming up with this?

screw it, i'll just stick to sports bras, if i wear one at all.

jen

...it pisses me off how the bra people assume that if you're a smaller cup (a or b) then you must be small AROUND. Ive given up the battle of trying to find a 40a or 40b to fit me. bras just suck in general.

In fact, i didnt start wearing one until grade 12 when i was taken aside by my (female) music teacher after a dress rehearsal of a musical i was in and told "um, jen, ...during your first dance number i noticed something... you might want to consider wearing a bra..."

Sure, boobs are fun to look at and play with but when you have them, they are nothing but two little bobbling nuisances when you walk or run.
Anyone one else hold them when hopping up and down the stairs real fast? in the privacy of your own home of course :)

-jen

yes.

also, crossing your arms under them works for while in public ;D

Oh totally! If no one's around and I need to run down stairs quickly! :)

"...they are nothing but two little bobbling nuisances when you walk or run"

I never even noticed that until recently and now it's kind of embarrasing because I walk really fast all the time to keep fit and they just won't stop moving. And they're only B's! Maybe there's like a steel bra out there that can fix that or something. It's so annoying. :(

I love my breasts. They're big, but not too big. Have you seen those women (particularly in the porn industry) who get implants and have drooping bowling ball boobs? Those are scary. How are those boobs a turn-on? *shudder* (Not to mention the fact that really big boobs can cause a woman health problems, particularly back problems.)

I don't have perky breasts, though. Mine droop when I'm not wearing a bra. Probably because I'm fat. But so what?

Naked woman:
{O-3 )>=

Thanx for that emoticon...

... but if I reply to the thirty-odd spam messages, I can make mine even bigger!

I've been in C-land for as long as I can remember wearing real bras and not those stupid training bra things.
Moved up from 34 to 36 when I went on the pill and have stayed there though I've been off it for months...
In the dorm this year, my friend Cara named hers Loquita and Shaquanda. This prompted the possibility of me naming mine Lipton and Salada, right and left respectively...
yay? :)
*S*