Random Thoughts

my mom always said "for PITY's sake!"

I'm still working that one out.

~J~

I actually used this on my physics teacher in high school.� My hypothesis is that there would be an "optic boom," similar to the sonic boom created by the breaking of the sound "barrier."

I ended up as his teacher's assistant and 107% in the class.

I am a mitten.

The soup-spoons in the trees, and she's as sure-footed as a mountain goat.

why do they call the itsy bitsy candy bars fun sized?

should be "damn, wheres the rest?" size.

Yeah! Those little itsy bitsy ones aren't fun!

And they made them smaller since I was a kid!

Have you seen some of the yogurt containers lately?

There is something that they cut back on. Smaller containers, less amount of yogurt...same price.

They do it so gradually that most don't notice.

My dad watches since he's the shopper and he watches the weight on some of the products we buy. That was one along with cereal being the other.

Not 3.

THRA-HEEEEE!

then she turned good, her hair went blonde

SO - according to the smurf mythology of hair care - blondes are goodygoody and brunettes are evil?  So, with my brown hair I can be considered Good 'N' Evil .

What would I have to do if I were to become a redhead?

well...the entire reason she exists was to seduce the smurfs...

Why was there only one girl on the Smurfs?

Where were the rest of the female smurfs?

if you meat a woman that acts like a man acting like a woman does that just make her normal?

*sings* .oOoh, the big rock fudge cake mountaaaaaaaaain!Oo.

X-files from 4-5

Knight Rider from 5-6

Knight Rider note:

I hate the season where they got that other girl. I missed Bonnie the whole season. Then the season after that, they brought Bonnie back.

eating hot anything makes me feel sweaty.

*mind in gutter*

Why is it that I can't ever find Cinnaburst gum anymore? That is like the best gum ever! Did they get rid of it?  Why can't I find a lilac floppy chefs hat? I've wanted one of those since I was 15, that's 7 years!!! 7 long years I've wanted a lilac floppy chefs hat, and I still haven't found one. Bastard.

My dentist will tells me that pop/soda or anything acidic will promote cavities. He's on my case about my pop content. I have since cut down. Now it's the "cut down on candies like peppermints, cough drops etc." *sigh* You can't win. :(

I can't chew sugarless gum. :\

in the black family - a little smaller than Calamata olives, from the Lebanese restaurant.

olives, pickles, capers...all of them are soooooo tasty.  I love being adventurous and trying all different kinds of pickled veggies.  And my great aunt makes fantastic pickled salmon.  Of course, she lives in Nova Scotia, so the starting materials are pretty darn excellent.

I just realized that your avatar thingie is the dude from the movie The Point.

I coulda sworn I was the only one that had ever seen that movie.

Good movie too.

--Rachel
--Any other takers for the movie The Point?

Too bad I hid a boot

I wish waiters would ask you if you wanted salad or soup, because I always think they are asking me if I'd like "Super salad" and I always answer yes or no, and get a funny look from them.

• i spend far too much of my life worrying about dying.
• when i die, will i spend all my dead time worrying about life?
• my ears are always wet. always. this can't be right.
• why do my fingers end up turning soft again no matter how much guitar I play?
• i hate feet.

heh. that's like the Beth Amsel quote:

My answering machine says "I'm not home right now, but leave a message and I'll call you when I get back." Should my cell phone voice mail have a message that says "I'm home now, but leave a message and I'll call you when I go out?"

If all six billion+ humans on earth jumped simultaneously, could we literally rock the world?

Where is bunny? I want bunny...

If all six billion+ humans on earth jumped simultaneously, could we literally rock the world?

And if only the people in countries considered "free" jumped, then we'd be rocking the free world?

DUDE!

yeah I was thinking that too!

I wonder if it makes you a loser to watch a movie, not because you're interested in the movie, but because you're madly in lust with someone acting in it. For instance, Eddie and the Crusiers 2. I recieved that yesterday, bought it only because of my unhealthy lustful obsesstion with Dave Matheson.  I fell asleep during the first 30 minutes of the film, and woke up the scene before they find Dave.. err.. Stewart, playing piano. It was not a very interesting movie. In it's defense, it might have helped if I'd seen Eddie and the Crusiers 1.

I don't know about anyone else, but under race, I always want to put inferior.
I also wonder if when you're filling out an application, under why you left your last job, does putting "Services no longer needed" make it sound like my last job was as a prositute?

how about  "human"  or  even "marathon" ?  

I used to be part of a Space themed chatroom dealy and I remember on one guy's profile his race was listed as "to the pub and back.  back takes much longer"

Something I realized lately, is I'm less willing to take risks. Not like all risks, but things like slip and slides, I used to love to play on the slip and slide when I was little, but now I'm so concious of everything that could happen, and some things that probably wouldn't ever happen, and the tippy boat, The tippy boat was great, I had lots of fun falling out of it with friends back in H.S. but I can't see myself doing that anymore. That sucks.

Nope. I do! I don't ride them at all! I can't stand the drops but I like the loops.

Like "Superman" at Darien Lake. It's like "Holy [bleep] who the [bleep] rides that thing!?"

That's me. :)

yes.   Not sure why though. :^)

Is this like:

Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

ohmigod my mind is a blank! Who is the comedian? Jen? Jen? where are you?!

Thank you!!!!!

I'm so old!!!!! I couldn't think of his last name! :D

why can't i study?!

Why can't i study?!

Why is it that no matter what i do...

I can. NOT. study.

I am so very good at procrastination...

why isn't my hair blue?

maybe descartes was right.

why do the cute ones always make jokes about how you are in love with them oblivious to the fact that you are.

why is lewis at wilko's working there?

I'm as fickle as Romeo/I have his passion too/I couldn't live without him last week/now I can't survive without you.

Thank you and goodnight!

maybe they're not oblivious.. and they like you back? :)

maybe...............

awww shucks.........   *blushes*

nah though and I am not in love with him lanky radio dj that he is grr!

I do not like my boobies.

Me too. You should go with Zilpha and I for our dinner, movie,and breast reduction!

rocks in socks? ;-)

kidding. I have no idea what your boobies are like. I'm sure they're great.

I hate mine since I've gained weight.

Now I have them when before I didn't.

I liked that i didn't. :\

Anyone ever hear the song "boobs-a-lot?"

:D

the whole song pretty much goes like this:

o/~ do you like boobs a lot....boobs a lot boobs a lot...really like boobs a lot...etc o/~

then

o/~ do you wear your jock a lot...got to wear your jock a lot...o/~

another one of those songs they used to play at 5pm on a local radio station and I think Dr. Demento played it.

hmm.. nope I can say for sure I have never heard it.
I heard an odd song on the radio today while I was looking for something to listen to. It was a song about a guy who got  a toy from his grandma that was called a ding-a-ling. It was all like "My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling." Funny.

Number 1 in 1972 or 1973 I believe.

I saw him in concert in 1990 - it was an awesome show. :D

Although I usually hate soda, I love Green River soda.

I should have slept on the kitchen floor last night.

I was thinking that, about the tables, because we've got one, but it's covered with toys and stuff. I'm always like, "why don't you get a toybox, so we can eat here?" which is usually gets the answer "Why eat there, we've got tea tables in the front room." Argh...

I have a table, and I use it frequently when I'm eating at home. The only time I don't use it is for weekend breakfast.

Growing up, we ate at the dining room table every day for dinner. I don't understand people who don't use the dining rooms and furniture they have.

I heard somewhere that given a list of English words, people not speaking English found  diareha to be the prettiest. It's all about knowing what it is! Chutney

It's like the words Grits.

::shudder::

Yes! When I first heard of online diaries I really couldn't see the point, I didn't think that all these people could be so concerned about their hard drives crashing that they would post to someone else's server. It was with some trepidation that I started reading some of my friends diaries. It felt so wrong. Not helped by those friends who post very raw personal stuff. But I got over it, well mostly. Even now, Robin still sometimes posts stuff about us that makes me cringe, mostly because I know my mother-in-law might read it.

As for what else to call it; I think live-journal is the best descriptive name you can hope to come up with, much better than blogging. Too bad its a brand name.

Oh, except it doesn't describe my diary well. Mine is more like dead-journal. Seems I spend way to much time in forums...

During my bad-ass moments I keep misquoting the line "You'll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers." What I keep saying, is "You'll be picking up broken fingers with your teeth!"� I like the misquote better..� Anyhow, anyone know where that is from? I don't remember.

I wish that, at the bottom of the page (near "Ecoutez!" perhaps) there was a nifty little "back to top" link.�

Some of these forums are LONG

On our trip, we were eating at A&W, and Rod's looking at the "burger famliy" posters and says to me...

"You know Mamma burger is the same as pappa burger!.....(pause)...but with a different face."

I thought about that for a long time...then laughed so hard! (by this time we had been up about 20 hours, and everything is either strange or SOOOOOOOO funny!

it's a running gag now!

~J~

Women are so weird.

When I realized I had crossed into adulthood : When I found myself saying things like "This is so sweet it hurts my teeth," and "I like this, it's not too sweet." When you are a kid, there is no such thing as too much sugar.

Yeh, I wasn't big on the sugar thing as a kid. Not because I didn't want to be, but because my mom rarely let us eat things with sugar.� After school snack was always apple or banana, I remember one day getting a real treat of banana chips!! Weeeeeeeeww!! We were crrrraaazy like that!

I know my car horn works, because I use it all the time! For a while I had the really bad habit of when my husband was driving I would reach over and blow the horn if someone was being and idiot. Now I just yell at him to do it.

Using the horn is an art. There's the short tap, which means "you got a little out of line, but it's cool I just wanted you to know," the middle-long which is "Hey, you're an idiot! Learn how to drive" and the long leaning-on-the-horn which means "Wake up and get off you're cell phone, you nearly killed me! That was the stupidest move I've ever seen and where is a cop when you need one?"

I always think they might be having a really bad day, and my honking at them is going to push them over the edge and they'll kill themselves or someone else, or me..�

I always think that, after the fact. Like "one of these days someone is just going to shoot me!" Then I forget about it until the next time.