evil tempting red buttons!

what sort of naughty thing do you want to do to a workplace/store/whathave you that you frequent, that has a tempting "red button," so to speak?

by "red button" i mean, the big red button that says "DO NOT PUSH" - you know you SO WANT TO PUSH IT.

for me, its the hard drives on racked servers. their little handles to remove them�just scream "PULL ME!"

:D what's your daily red button?

Thanks for giving me a 5th Element moment...

Zorg: "Tell you what I do like though. A killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold-blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

Dude.... I wish I was a woman... JUST so I could have gary oldman's babies.

:D

Oh man... totally...

There is far too much hot-swappable stuff in our server room.... sometimes not hot-swapping it causes physical pain.

I don't have a daily red button, but this reminded me of Ren & Stimpy.

[Bridge. Ren dictates into log.
REN: Captain's log. I'm tired. So tired. I can't believe my own partner attacked me. Maybe...if I occupy his MIND with more DUTIES, I can control his...(unearthly voice) SPACE MADNESS.
[Button room] REN: Now, listen, Cadet. I've got a JOB for you. See this button? (Stimpy reaches for the button) DON'T TOUCH IT! It's the HISTORY ERASER button, you FOOL!
STIMPY: So what'll happen?
REN: That's just IT! We don't KNOW! Maayyybeee something bad?...Mayyybeee something good! I guess we'll never know! 'Cause you're going to guard it! You won't TOUCH it, will you?
(Stimpy salutes. Ren leaves.)
REN: Hehhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...
(Stimpy marches back and forth, starting at the button.)
ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs Stimpy, forces him closer to the button.) Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
STIMPY: NO I CAN'T!!!EEEEEYAAAHHHH! (pushes button)

Meeemorieees

I've always had this hidden evil urge to pull a fire alarm.

It's just so... red.

That's teh power of RED..

I had similiar evil urges to pull the emergency brake on a train/subway...

Me, too.

Damn, we're sociopathic.

Dunno if it counts. But I can't not rip a scab off.

oh, totally.

me three

yeah, but sometimes this obsession can go a bit too far. I found it really disturbing when my physical therapist wanted to rip a scab off from MY foot. I was like "leave my scab alone!"

pimples/abcesses.

Mmmm, shiny forbiden levers.

hoooyeah.