turkey necks

so hey the people next door to me feed their dogs turkey necks... they say it
keeps them from eating excriment... I think not only are they losing it, but that I
really wish I didn't know this about them OR their dogs. ... ... ... the end.

They should just use 'em in stock, that's what I do.

The dogs, or their excrement?

I was referring to the turkey necks... but.... from my friend ashley who recently returned from the phillipines, I learned that dogs are pretty edible.

Apparently, there, the black ones taste the best, according to local chefs.

So, I suppose they would make a decent stock.

but... not their excrement. I assume.

i think you can get special herbal medicines for dogs to make them stop doing it too.

that is all. :)

I remember hearing a comedian rip into a cat food commercial:

"... And flavors cats naturally crave: fish and beef. <laughter> Fish I can understand... but BEEF?!? <laughter> <explorer voice> Here we see Fluffy in the wild... watch as she tears across the field and takes down a COW!! <normal voice> How about flavors cats REALLY crave, like mouse... or small bird... or cricket? <laughter>"

I think my cat could take down a cow.

One of my cats IS a cow. Very large kitty. Sumo. Thud thud thud thud.

mine isn't quite a cow, but he's my little lion. he's just a little lion who happens to bottom out now and then when he's walking..

i had a cat thatwas marked like a milk cow plus she was HUGE...she was my girl...ok now that i have had my moment..

my dog is a CAT and I think its the only reason I decided to get her... well other than that she's my "sweet little baby dog"... even though she is 8 years old and quite big... she stretches like a cat. sleeps all day...

My dog was like that too...naps in the sun....rubbing against your leg to get attention...wouldn't play fetch.....

Cats like iguanas.

"My cat's breath smells like cat food..... "

thanks Ralph

My name is nate.
I was just quoting.

;)

"I bent my wookie."

"The pointy kitty stole my key..."

"I'm a pop sensation!"
not to mention, "What's a battle?"

"I'm a pop sensation!"

I was reading through and because the topic was actually poOp... I read "I'm a poop sensation!"

eww.