I want to be a hobbit.� I would make the best hobbit ever...� I'm short and peaceful and have hairy feet.�� Come on, who's with me?� I would so love to live in a hill.�� Or would you rather be an elf, or some kind of weird orc?� Come on...� come on...� I'm bored, it's late, humor me!�
In short, I want to be a hobbit.� I want to be a hobbit NOW.