Who wants to be a hobbit?

I want to be a hobbit.� I would make the best hobbit ever...� I'm short and peaceful and have hairy feet.�� Come on, who's with me?� I would so love to live in a hill.�� Or would you rather be an elf, or some kind of weird orc?� Come on...� come on...� I'm bored, it's late, humor me!�

In short, I want to be a hobbit.� I want to be a hobbit NOW.

it all depends.. I'll be a hobbit if i can keep Samwise Gamgee... but i'd like to be an elf if i could keep Haldir [Haldir of LORIEN.. not the other one!]...

but I already am a hobbit.
I'm short, on the roundish side, have furry feet, cling to home but enjoy the occasional adventure...

When I was young my sister called me a hobbit.

I also used to think about which member of the Fellowship I'd want to be. I would often chicken out and say Legolas as the only one that didn't really suffer. I always identified with Frodo though.

Other than the height and the feet, my mother and I are pretty much hobbits. We're a little Tookish, but it's all good. :-)

And we're very down with the huge love of presents, both getting and oh-so-much giving whenever we can.


And hey, a friend of mine's former Fiance remarked when visiting that "You live in a hobbit hole!" Not subterranian, but evidently it's got that feel. We were so pleased when he said that. :-)

dude.� I'll fight you for sam.

I'd rather be a dwarf.

Dude, I have Hobbit hair and hairy feet!� And I am six feet tall!

you're on.

me and ellen and archie already ARE hobbits. proof:

This topic title can be sung to Queen's "Who Wants to Live Forever"

.oO Who waaants to be a Hob-bit? Oo.

oh man me TOO but I didn't want to say that for fear of looking like a dork. :)

heh. I was surprised you hadn't beat me to mentioning it,

now I know why. suuuure leave me to look like the dorky one ;->

It's all about saving face, man. :)

I had hobbit hair up until four days ago. I'm 6'3". I also have hairy feet, a love of the Shire, and a deep�desire to see the world. I'm a Baggins.

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You would fear looking like a dork on FHDC???

What's going on?

mememememeee!

erm... I mean... *blush*

I don't want to be a hobbit I just have a hankering for hobbits.

I'll meet you at high noon on the field of honor.� Bring your banjo.

i'll be there.

do we need a referee?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmhobbitsex.� Dude.� I did *not* just say that.

probably should have one....� .... but i just realized a roblem... not only do i not HAVE a banjo, but i dont know how to PLAY one... we should probably figure out another means of dueling.

yes you did... and i'll wholeheartedly agree with you^_________^ .... *pervy!pervy!pervy!!!*

hobbit or elf...that is super hard...can I have both?...maybe at the same time?...no...DEFINITELY at the same time moohoohaha

Kinky!!!

hey that's really cool!!

how did you get that???

All of you hobbits might like to visit the Shire Post Interdimensional Postage Server.

we all went to the LotR exhibition in london, where they have a special camera and a couple funny-shaped�benches, and they do it using forced perspective like they did in the movies.�i think it only cost�like �3 or something. it was loads of fun. :)

hee. that is teh kewl. shame it doesn't work anymore, tho. i'd totally have done that :D

It really helps when you get the html right

i googled. ;)

neal and i would make kickass hobbits. i want very much to be hobbits and live in the shire where it's nice and green, and have cute curly-haired hobbit children, and have orgies with merry and pippin and sam and frodo.

You never invite me to your orgies

what?? an orgy including Samwise,Merry,and Pippin? i want in on this!!! *dies*

*thinks of incredibly awesome awfulthings to do to precious,precious Samwise*

of course, if that doesnt work out... theres *still* Haldir of Lorien.. who.. may i add.. is STILL prettier than Legolas of Mirkwood^_^

oh puhlease.

what crack are you on?
haldir is pretty.

prettier than many.

prettier than legolas? no. sorry.

;-D

what can i say? i'm a sucker for a tall man with long blonde hair,pointed ears,and an attitude. Mae Govannen! -Sam *who just yesterday bought a book at Borders on how to correctly speak elvish... *

*squeeee!*

oh, I have nothing against haldir. and I'll even give you the diva status. and the fun factor.

:)

he's just not prettier.