most interesting movie quotes

Have you ever been watching a movie.. and than suddenly.. *BAM!*.. there comes that line.. that line that you will repeat incessently until someone bashes you over the head with either a new line,or a baseball bat... ?

Post it!

I have a few from the movie Dogma that I find absolutely amusing... and it's no surprise to anyone that all of them belong to Alan Rickman's character,Metatron..

Metatron:Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar

BethanyWere they sent to Hell?
Metatron Worse... Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.

Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron Worse... Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.

Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

and my 2 favorites from him as the Sheriff of Nottingham^_^

"That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas"

Guy of Gisborne :Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe..or a sword or a...?
Sheriff of Nottingham:Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more!

Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe..or a sword or a...?
Sheriff of Nottingham:Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more!

I'm gonna shut up now^_^ ... post away!!

best movie quote ever. Word:
fuck lando calrissian

And Chasing Amy is IMHO the best Kevin Smith film ever.� It excels in so many respects.

Well, really the entire damn movie is filled with a millon good quotes, including stuff about lesbians and hand movements. yeah.

Yep. Hand movements is a good expression��
And all the comic and sci-fi references, female geekdom and emotional depth to boot. Yay!

just about any kevin smith movie is going to be loaded with good quotes.

but i still throw my vote in for "Bitch, you're schooling NO ONE!" in one of the cut scenes from chasing amy ...

right up there with pure randomness like "Do it, Doug!"

�-= george =-

MINE, MINE....MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

BUBBLES bubbababababababubbles....MY bubbles!

ha! i love this movie.� i love ellen in this movie - she was perfect.

i also like: "I'm H2O intolerant." "I'm OBNOXIOUS." :D

"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. "

and of course, "Nemo touched the butt!"

what about "The sea monkeys took my money!"

hehe.."yes, i'm a natural blue"

"no, no, no eating here tonight - you on a DI-et..." :D

"sharkbait ooh ha ha�-sharkbait ooh ha ha-sharkbait ooh ha ha-sharkbait ooh....boop...ba doobie..."

moohoohaha

"cookoo cachoo"

and the oh-so-accurate portrayal of seagulls:

"mine!� mine!"

'violence and technology: NOT good bedfellows!'

am SO making an icon out of that. damn i love those dinosaur movies. :)

Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keyzer Soze.

I *love* that movie. :)

"What's a Nubian... Bitch, you almost made me laugh."

"Intergalactic Civil War?"

"GENTRIFICATION!"

Chasing Amy... full of quotes... hollow wit be thy name. Thy fandom come.. thy will be done... on fhdc, as it is in heaven.

the whole movie.

seriously, just watch it.

my new pitch is going to be, "if you hated jurgen, you'll love schizopolis." :)

Mother: We got bubkes! We turn ourselves in now, they'll give us twenty years in the electric chair!

Heee!!!
That's a great movie.

Cosmo: I cannot kill my friend. [to his henchman] Kill my friend.

haha - i love whistler, too:

Oh, god, i'm driving.

"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

"It's totally illogical, about being a smurf. what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"

"yeah, i'm really confused, and afraid, very afraid...but you are the antichrist."

One from Party Girl cam up this weekend:�

"I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills."

And the response from the other person was from Men In Black:

"Look, we're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."

well, I was amused anyway....

"I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen."