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Poll: wat do yo lik most abot gay pengun?

tost 6 (33%)
mekrals 2 (11%)
roks 2 (11%)
disgises 3 (17%)
italin renisence 4 (22%)
ecinomcs 1 (6%)
   Discussion: Gay Penguin
Bender · 17 years, 5 months ago
Since today is the Gay Penguin's birthday, I decided that today is the best time to shamelessly plug.


Gay Pengun in Tronto!
nate... · 17 years, 5 months ago
because it looks like Italian Renaissance
Bender Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
he's a very cultured penguin.

but he can't spell very well.

that's because he's a penguin.
emilie is CRANKY Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
also, i imagine it's more difficult for him to type. what with the lack of opposable thumbs. and stuff.
nate... Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
you type with your thumbs?
Bender Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
he types with his beak. he can't see what he's doing.
nate... Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
so then, how does his typing with his beak change what emilie types with?

Is she just a total fangirl?

Oh, wait... dumb question.

;)

Bender Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
oooh, snap.
emilie is CRANKY Back · 17 years, 5 months ago

well, liek, duh. :D

*prods keys with thumbs*

Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
He types with his beak.
Mamalissa! · 17 years, 5 months ago
Im so confuzd!
Bender Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
he's a gay penguin who escaped from a zoo in new york and ran to toronto, where he lives in a high-rise and has adventures.

what's so confusing? ;)
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
Penguins don't come from the zoo, the come from the Antarctic.

If he came from the zoo he'd be stamped "Property of the Zoo."
danced with Lazlo Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
They don't stamp animals property of the zoo! You couldn't stamp a huge lion!
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
They stamp them when they're small.
goovie is married! Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
what happens when they molt?
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
Lions don't molt!
goovie is married! Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
yes, but penguins do.

...

there, i've run rings around you logically.
Bender Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
maybe it came from next door...
danced with Lazlo Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
um... penguins *don't come* from next door, they come *from the Antarctic!*
Bender Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
....

BURMA!
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
Why did you say that?
goovie is married! Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
i think she panicked.
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
DON'T PANIC
Zach Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
Shouldn't those letters be a little more friendly?
gay pengun Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
red is scarry.
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
Intercourse the Penguin!

I was getting worried nobody was going to feed me my cue.
Nik Chaikin Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
*dies laughing* I think i love you all a little more now. MPFC 4EVAH!!
Mamalissa! Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
Actually, that whole "stamping" think is a misconception. It can be traced back to a small zoo in Northern Washington State, where a genetic mutation occured in the male of a mating pair of Venezuelan Widebill Penguins. The resulting feather pattern, a mottled black blotch, was then passed to at least one chick in each annual clutch. Through selective breeding, the zoo was able to produce a near perfect "Property of the Zoo" pattern, complete with stencil lines and everything. Birds with this pattern are notoriously friendly, propogate quite easily, and taste fantastic with tartar sauce.
gay pengun Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
dont eat pengun ples.
Bender · 17 years, 5 months ago
Hello. It's just gone 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
Gordondon son of Ethelred Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
****Boom****

How'd he know that?
Bender Back · 17 years, 5 months ago
It was an inspired guess.

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