Poll: Well?

I'd appreciate the input

What the heck is a foon? I've only heard of spork and that is what it shall be called.

"no more sporks and knifoons! it's like a dr. seuss kitchen in there!" ~andy richter controls the universe (r.i.p.)

Someone over at urbandictionary defined it as Spork's illegitimate cousin. I think I like that :D

But my favourite piece of hybrid cutlery might be my kiwi spoon ;)

Ooh, I may use that.

According to an old spork website, foonage is attained when one inverts the spoon-part of one's spork.

I should be considered somewhat of an authority on this matter, as I created a religion based around sporks a long time ago.