Vegan recipes for the terminally lazy

I'm really hungry.� But there's not much in my house in the way of immediately edible brunch foods.� Also, there is no milk, which prevents me from making funnel cakes (my first plan).� So I started looking up some vegan recipes, for things I could make without milk, and found this surprisingly difficult (especially when I realized that there aren't any potatoes, either).

Quick! Anyone got some easy, milkless recipes that I might be able to use to feed myself?

I guess I *could* just go to the store or something... but that would defeat the purpose (which purpose you ask? I'm sorry, but that is classified information).

You could order some take-out . . . I'm not very creative.

I failed to mention the fact that I'm also very cheap.

without having a better idea of what's available.

what do you have?

Well, now mom's come home with groceries, so we have lots.

well, if I had an idea of the available ingredients, I could probably name you a menu. :)

I spent years having to create appetizing vegan meals from random food.

Really,� what I was looking for was something simple and easy that didn't require milk, as that seems to be a key ingredient for making most things, especially breakfasty-type things (yes, funnel cakes are breakfasty.� Leave me alone).

a website called wtfcanimakeusingthestuffinmyfridge.com.

or maybe that's just me.