This is just to let those few of you who actually care know that my big squishy girl, Sir Alonzo Gregory Skippy Kenny Bernardo Jose Warwick Wormtail (known commonly as The Cheat) passed away suddenly this afternoon.�
She is survived by her adopted sisters, Moxie, Elisabeth, and Panya, as well as nine nieces and nephews.
Funeral services were held at 5:00 this afternoon, with my drunken neighbor unexpectedly officiating a makeshift�Baptist service.
A single daffodil will be planted in her memory.