real men?

real men.I �hope you all take this as it was intended.

Joe Jackson. (Maybe a musical reference can save this...)

save it? from what? its a funny rant by an uber geeky crazy guy.

like this one.

/me rips one

hells yeah! girls with gas represent!

not only girls with gas:

o/ I am cow, I am a cow, I've got gas o/

Waste of space.

If that is what real men are supposed to be, his opinions on what real women are supposed to be must be as predictable as they are bound to be depressing.

Let's avert our eyes from the gutter - from cavemen with imagined clubs in hand - and read instead the lyrics Beethoven used in the 9th symphony, or listen to any music written by J.S.Bach.

Whoosh, there goes the caveman, and good riddance.

there goes the caveman...

but where's the guy who can put in a working link? ;D

we ought to get one or the other.

O Bugger. It worked yesterday.

At this point I am damned sick of Bach and his music...i'll take the degrading trash reading. *grumbles* stupid bach seminar *grumbles*� *all of a sudden hears 4th movement of brandenburg...dances*���

School can wreck any thing. You're meant to enjoy the music.

sf: it was ment to be a randome brain rest... some of us need brain rotting activities to calm and otherwise STOP uis from intelectual/deep/obsessive thinking patterns. tell you what, next time I'm killing myself over the complexities of the human condition I'll see if that works instead of trash and rubberbands on my wrists. do you want my ER bills too?

its a vacation for my brain.

not meant to be made anyones holy book.

Ok. That works for you ...

yeah it does. sorry of exploding.

Wait, hairy guys who sometimes wear plaid, have no sense of style, and don't get conditioner?

You actually know someone like that? ;-)

That was Hilarious...Truly funny. I sincerely doubt all REAL men are like that...but the new metrosexual guys of today are amusing...most of them spend more time on their hair than I ever would. Manly men could make a comeback and I'm betting a bunch of us women wouldn't mind a bit.

I'm just happy if I can keep the cowlick on the back of my head under control. :-P

-- Pauley

Conair professional straightening iron.� Works wonders, just don't use it too close to your scalp.� ;)

Therein lies the problem. if I keep it away from my scalp, it's too far away from my hair to do anything. :-P

Besides, it's straight as it is -- straight out. :-P

-- Pauley

Smoothing gel?� Crazy glue?

I don't usually deal with short hair, but I can't imagine it's as annoying as long hair that doesn't like humidity.

Yeah, started gelling it in december. that is, when I'm not too lazy to deal with it. that's when the ball cap comes out. :-P

-- Pauley

The secret is to keep your hair trimmed to an even 1/8 inch.� The crown doesn't really show up until you hit 1/2 inch (roughly).

mmm.

1/8 inch hair.

mmmm. fuzzy.

heheheheh. it's a good thing I don't have hair clippers here.