Things to do in a theatre when watching Lord of the Rings...

Things to do in a theatre when watching Lord of the Rings...
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1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU.....SHALL....NOT..... PASS!"

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN, FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

21. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mis..ter Ander-sonnn."

As I said to her... I do that in my head anyway. :)

Just as David Duchovny will never be anyone other than Mulder... that guy will never be anyone other than Agent Smith.

... and here I thought you were gonna say something perverted. dissapointment.

;-)

here here.

he's even dressing the part ;D

word. i do most of those in my head, actually.

on the contrary - for me, hugo weaving will always be elrond. i can't watch him in the matrix without adding fotr quotes. *ducks*

and #19: killer. *squirm* :D

...have I mentioned recently how much I love you?

Well, I do.

Dude... DUUUUUDE....

That is so totally the kind of stuff we did at CTY.

I'm giggling uncontrollably. Ow.

oh, and 101 *New* Things NOT To Do at Your Ph.D. Defense by William H. Hsu

Hsuuuuuuuuu?

This has been floating around for several days -- I first saw it on Slashdot (apparently, that was also Nate's source's source)... I liked one of the comments someone left after that:

They left out accosting strange women from behind and whispering "my precious" in their ear.

-- Pauley

and never yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse.

Personally, I tend to quote the Secret�Diaries.�

My favourite is �"Sam will kill him if he tries anything."

ALTHOUGH, I think I'll try the "Run, Forest, RUN" next time.� :)