Poll: What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

Well, it's settled, I'm going to Hell for this poll.. ;-)

You bad bad man.

Oh, not for the poll. For making me want a Klondike bar. Bastid. Begone with you!

-AK

The no-sugar-added Klondike bars are really good, Andrea. Don't know the point value, however.

--Adam

Two words: Skinny Cow.

2 point ice cream sandwiches. Woohoo!!

MMmm Skinny Cows are my friends! Especially the chocolate ice cream sammiches. And have you had the fudge bars? 1 point each, huge, and SO yummy chocolatey!

-AK

Cool Whip is also your friend. A regular size tub is just 8 points for the WHOLE THING. So, you can ease a sweet tooth attack with a few spoonfulls of that dilectable treat.

Oh, and WW has a great recipe for chocolate cholocate-chip cookes that are 1 points each. Chocolate Cakies I believe they are called.

Does no-sugar-added equal artificial sweeteners? That's my big obstacle. I don't know about Splenda yet...results have been mixed...but I'm allergic to all the others.

Dumb me.

-AK

NSA can sometimes mean artificial sweetener, sometimes not. A lot of candy and cake products use maltitol, which is made from malt. However, excessive maltitol consumption can cause what they call "stomach discomfort."

The Klondike bars do use aspartame in the coating IIRC.

AH...yeah...I'm allergic to aspartame and saccharine at least. Those I know for sure. Bah.

-AK

Some products (like in sugar free chocolates or "Murray Cookies") use sorbitol which can cause stomach and other discomfort as well. My mom is a diabetic but doesn't go to the completely no sugar extreme. She has tried those products which did more harm than good.

heeeee. gordon and i will save you a seat on the hell bus. :)

OK, who did that? :) I know I posted about a hypothetical T-shirt with that question... :-D

No, I'm not bitter or angry (why would I be?), I'm just curious :)

-- Pauley

don't worry, you'll be in good company...I've already been promised a spot. Fiery inferno ahoy! :)

Yeah, I keep hearing that all the interesting people will be in hell, anyways.

I'm still waiting for the fifty bucks he owes me, and all he gives me is a klondike bar?

hey, at least he's giving you *something*. how many years have we all been waiting for the king of spain to give us those bloody chocolate eclairs? :)

That's nothing.... one time the jerk borrowed my car and spilled beer ALL over inside it. sheesh! Jesus just don't understand. :)

You sure it was beer, and not water that he turned into wine? I mean, come on, he might even have done it on purpose..."oops! I knocked over my water bottle! But that's no fun, it doesn't even stain... Hey! I can turn it into red wine! *Poof* Haha!"

Yeah, you know how JESUS is....

*shakes head*

What would Jesus' Brother Bob do?

Jesus had a brother?? I thought his mom was a virgin!

...damn. now Im all messed up.

But who's to say she didn't pop out a few more afterwards?? :)

-AK

but ya see...Jesus' brother Bob is the *only* living relative of the son of God...*grin* yay worms quotes!

o/~ If I had just been born just a little sooner, I'd be more than the brother of God Junior o/~

He'd probably complain that Jesus always got all the klondike bars and whine "jesus jesus jesus!"

why did jesus get all the miracles? why did jesus get all the crucifixions? why did jesus get all the potatoes??? jesus, jesus, jesus!

Why did jesus get all the white knee socks?

Where is the "I don't give a rat's patootie about Jesus!" option? That's my answer.

hahahah! :)

dammit, now I want ice cream. a pox upon all of you who can eat ice cream. ;)