Insults and Flame Wars
Ok, so my school has this thing called caucus which is a lot like the forums here on FHDC. We have this thread called "Insults and Flame Wars" which is completely awesome because it allows us to just rip each other apart without really meaning most of it...and it's completely hillarious, stress relieving and fun. So, without further adieu, I hearby open the FHDC Insults and Flame Wars forum, with the following stipulation: posting here is opening yourself up for ridicule and both deserved and undeserved bashing...if you feel that you cannot handle this, please do not post here and expect others to back you up and be there for you to run crying to. That said...LET THE FLAMES BEGIN!
I have something similar at work, actually... it's an off-site hosted mail list... people are voted on to join. It's basically a venting ground... a place to be a prick and get out frustration, but it can also breed very interesting and well thought out discussions in the oddest places.
The most important rules there (not speaking for here, as this is chaya's baby) are that nobody gets offended... and that you do NOT talk about it offline.
Don't know that the second is that important in this forum.. but the first definitely is. :)
Well this is just frickin' stupid. What kinda moronic myrmidon would want to have a stupid thread like this?
Oh, and you suck.
And "a lot" is supposed to be two words, you sleazy ignorant brat.
And...bitch...I can't believe you'd edit your post to fix your shameless abuse of the English language instead of taking some responsibility and admitting your mistake. Immature coward.
No, you corrected it without saying anything publicly. That's called "trying to hide it," not "admitting it."
Ilmater · 18 years, 8 months ago
You, my friend, suck. Do you realize what this post will do to fruhead.com? People can really get into this kind of thing, and when they do, all hell will break loose! What are we going to do when everyone hates everyone else? You are an absolute idiot for posting something so... so... GAAAH! IT IS TOO EXTREME FOR WORDS! I hereby declare that you should be immediately banned from the forums for all time! Just you wait until someone actually starts flaming! Err... wait a second...
So how was that? I usually have a cool head, so I'm not very good at flaming...
YOU FUCKING MORON! your post was *almost* believable until you added your brilliant ending, and i quote: "So how was that? I usually have a cool head, so I'm not very good at flaming..."
anyway, you pathetic excuse for a fruhead, who the fuck are you anyway...you've been around all of 2 minutes and you think you can predict how this place runs, you have no idea about the innerworkings of FHDC...get a clue!
You bite him/her for posting that, and then you post this piece of weak contrived drivel?
How's AOL working out for you? Do you have much trouble "dialing up to the interweb"?
Get a fucking clue and then bother posting.
First of all, speaking of him/her are you, Ilmater, a fucking boy or girl...i mean when you look down what do you see? And who are you...what are you...you appear out of the blue and just start posting...no intro, no member info when we click on your name....introduce yourself...so that i can properly bash you into bits!
And nate, if you feel like insulting me...please have the decency to make a tiny bit of sense...i mean really...what the fuck is bashing an aol connection gonna do...make run to my mommy who supplies my cable modem connection?
Thought you were actually smart enough realize what your connection is.
I'll be sure not to give you the benefit of the doubt in the future.
yup...you got me...i'm just not smart enough for you...or maybe i'm just not a web geek...hmmmmm...
that's ok though....because this just proves that you are an insolent piece of shit for insulting my obviously superiour intelligence and coolness!
What the hell are you doing OUT of the kitchen? Waddle your fat butt back the hell in there and bake me some pie!
ya know, I just don't know how to respond to these really stupid "insults" (if you can call them that).
Then why are you in this forum?
Jesus, woman... do you even HAVE a purpose?
George E. Nowik · 18 years, 8 months ago
you're ugly and your mother undresses you funny.
-= george =-
Bring who? His mother? Why don't you get off his mother, cuz I just got off yours!
Yo norg, your momma's so fat, her BVDs spell BOULEVARD!
No, you're just special. Just like the special person who clean the bathrooms at my work who talks funny, walks funny and drools on himself.
*give you the 'tard salute* Daarhhhyyrr!
Hey! You better be nice to me. If the dog hadn't beat me up the stairs, I *would* be your daddy!
And obviously you haven't heard the saying that little children should be SEEN and not HEARD. You flaky hippy wannabe brat!
Hey now... this is supposed to be for flames, not obvious statements of fact.
Y'all are just jealous cuz we got it so much better here, have a richer history, and well, just y'all shut up! Don't mess with Texas!
No, but I'm sure he'll scare the shit out of you once you wake up in the morning to his ugly face after a night of binge drinking and loose sex, you cheap two cent whore. :)
yeah, I hate Julia Robert's sloppy seconds....
well, last night I heard you took on Bob Wills, Woody Guthrie, Buddy Holly & The Crickets, Roy Orbison, Mac Davis, Waylon Jennings, Buddy Knox, Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs, Jimmie Dale Gilmore, Ricochet, and Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks... and most of them are DEAD!
and they told me, that when it comes to you...not EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!
Yer damn right they deyd! A 9mm round to the base of the skull will do that to a man. And even if Natalie isn't a fan of Bush, I'm a fan of her's.
And Grandma, you should just shut yer festering gob. When it comes to you, I heard you "serviced" the entire 5th platoon of the Marine Infrantry at the same time with that gaping cavern you call a...what do you mean there's kids here?! They should be out back working in the slave pit, er, I mean coal mine!
Noticed your ravings were a little to the RIGHT! I thought I'd move things over for you. (since word has it, you like to let your mind wander, and it's far too small to be let out on its own!)
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell
P.S. ...and if you wanted the entire 5th platoon of the Marine Infrantry first, you should have booked in advance, not that you'd bring any fireworks.. you three toothed wonder.
That's right I'm to the right, beats the smelly left where you sit. You smell so bad, sloths want nothing to do with you.
And yah, it get hot here in Texas, but only us real tough people can stand to live here! You wimps up north whine and run for your air conditioner the minute the temp pops above 75. Pussies.
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