Worst....movie.....EVER!!

Yep they have a big dance sequence with poofy pink dresses and a riot. :)

I really like that movie. It's supposed to be a dumb movie, to surround the music.

I especially liked Paul's little nightmare about being broke and singing a pepped up version of Yesterday by the subway for change. :)

And it had Tracy Ullman! (And remember when Paul did a cameo in her music video?)

so was american pie.

sad. (:

 -= george =-

It aims to be stupid, and succeeds.

:)
I agree completely.

I thought american pie was okay... for what it was.

I agree 100% with Batman and Robin. The only thing that would have saved it were if, randomly during fight scenes, they would have had a "POW!" or a "WHAP!" in big colorful letters come onto the screen. Then it would have been camp and fun.

I almost feel sorry for George Clooney for accepting that role. Boo.

--Rachel
--All the other Batman movies are okay, though.

I can live with Poltergeist III mostly because the death of Heather O'Rourke upset me incredibly when I was younger (I think she was probably my first "favourite actress") and it was the last thing she was in before she...erm...went into the light?

I believe she was sick during the entire time the filming was going on. That's why she was so "puffy" during the movie. She was on a heavy dose of prednisone. Then the rumours of the "The curse of the Poltergeist set." Oh Puh-Leeze! Everyone pretty much died of natural causes except for "Dana" - Dominique Dunne who was killed by her (ex) boyfriend October 1982 when the first film was in release.

I know a lot of 80 kids grew up with Heather. She was in "The New LEave it to Beaver," and especially her role in "Happy Days" which is what I remember her for. I think she was also in the series "Our House" with Shannen Doherty.

And I watch it - but they should never have dragged out the series. It's like Jaws. Jaws I and II were hits - after that, it just gets stupid.

I wonder how many remember that Jaws 3 was actually in 3-D in 1983.

I will have to say that the worst movie I ever saw was "Gloria" with Sharon Stone. I was watching it with my friends, and I ended up in the middle of the movie, counting ceiling tiles because it bored me so bad. I think I took three bathroom breaks just to get out of the theatre and away from Sharon Stone's horrible acting and the movie's horrible plot.

That and Face Off. I refuse to see it but I know it's the worst movie ever because it has Nicholas Cage and John Travolta in it. And I HATE Nicholas Cage and John Travolta.

--Rachel
--::waits for the rage over dissing Nick Cage and John Travolta::

Gloria was remade and should never have been done.

The original was excellent!

Battlefield Earth(the worst piece of garbage I have ever seen)

Spawn(I just stared with mediocrity at the screen)

The Wizard Of Oz (sorry. i know it strays from the norm but I can not take this film...take it to the garbage)

The Avengers(You will believe Sean Connery can stink)

Charlie's Angels(I went in looking for some semblence of a plot, came out with scantily clad women fighting throughout, I guess I am not a man after all)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show- I didn't even know what they were evn trying to accomplish with the film. I guess that must be why people started interacting with it, give the film a raison pour etre

Nothing But Trouble-Imagine the worst train wreck possible, then put a penis on the engineer's nose. The title doesn't lie though.

Any Friday the 13-I have an idea, let's put the plot through the white out and change one or two words. Hey, we're in NYC instead of Crystal lake, hey she'd psychic instead of a slut. he kills the kid with a weder instead of an axe.

reign of fire

scary movie (1&2 soon to be 3)

walk in the clouds

glitter

crossroads

crocodile dundee 2

kagaroo jack

jason vs freddy looks bad

kindergarden cop

....

I really dug zilbabe's (I'm sorry I don't know your real name {g}) list. So much so that I'm just gonna comment on almost every item.  :)

scary movie (1&2 soon to be 3) You know, in all honesty, Scary Movie is THE worst movie I've ever seen. I saw it at the movies and I was just trapped there and couldn't walk out. I can't even tell you how traumatizing that was for me. And the entire theatre was roaring with laughter, and I was just, you know, losing faith in humanity. Blaaah. Horrible. {g}  And it hurts my feelings that Andy Richter and David Cross were in the sequel, which I chose not to see.

walk in the clouds Okay, I didn't see that, but when I was in biology in grade ten, I told my lab group that I heard it was bad and redundant, and they (three ditsy girls) got really pissed off at me for saying that. True story.

glitter Oh man, I saw that on cable and I was at least able to laugh at it. A guy who calls himself "Dice" and wears a jacket but no shirt is a cheap laugh to me. {g}

crossroads Oh man, I saw that on cable and it made me want to KILL. I could write nine books and two journal articles on why that movie was wretched. At least it dealt with serious issues like rape. :P

kagaroo jack I was smart enough not to see it, but out of curiosity I read the discussion forum for it on the IMDb. A whole bunch of people said they were disappointed, because the kangaroo didn't actually talk. Yeah, because then it would be a *good* movie.  ;)

jason vs freddy  I kind of wanted to see that. I have a great affection for horror movies, but I hate Jason as much as I love Freddy. And I think any idea where the two meet is going to be bad. But I'm still curious and not expecting much.

kindergarden cop I was pretty young when I saw that and thought it was okay. I bet you a dollar that I could watch it now and think it smells.

As for my own list...

Scary Movie is the all time worst movie I've ever seen.

Kids just kind of made me sick and sad, but I don't think that necessarily qualifies it as bad, because I think it served its purpose.

And let me also mention movies that I refuse to see, because I know better.

American Pie 1 and 2

Shallow Hal and pretty much anything else by the Farrelly Brothers

If you've read this far, I tip my hat to you.  :)

WHOO! I get a hat-tip! *Dances a jig*

Oh, by the way, concerning Scary Movie 2 - You dodged a bullet there. It's even worse than the first. Kangaroo Jack...I saw five minutes of that when I still worked in my lovely cheap theater. Within that five minutes I lost thousands of innocent brain cells and became utterly depressed, desiring nothing more than death or immediate escape from the theater. I chose the latter, narrowly avoiding the evil clutches of the awful film. Unfortunately, my troubles were not over. I still had to clean the theater when I was ushering. The connection between horrible films and horrible exit music is phenomenal.

hee!

my name is Zilpha, most people call me zil. sup to you really. if you call me something I find offensive you'll know about it. ;-)

IMDb user comments for Robot Monster (1953)

Midas Wilder ([email protected]) Miami, Florida

Date: 14 May 2003
Summary: Deny the rumors -- Robot Monster (1953) is fun!

Form your own unique and isolated opinion of the film Robot Monster (from 1953). Everybody says this is the worse movie ever made, and they are totally wrong. How do you gauge the worse possible films? Isn't everybody's viewpoint in reality different? Or is the world striving to be common & mundane? I've never heard this movie, because whenever I pop it into the VCR I always leave the volume down. This allows me to enjoy my european electronica, and fantasize about what Robot Monster would actually be like in a more refined society. To sum things up Robot Monster is a different movie every time I watch it...and it's the perfect backdrop projection to enhance your living quarters.

i'm surprised at some of the movies ya'll feel are the worst ever.  some of them have enough redeeming qualities or moments that they certainly can't be the "worst evar."

kindergarten cop is a study in why accents make any phrase funny.  "Stop crying!  It's a ferret.  March!"

american pie was probably not funny if you watched it alone or watched too much of the hype.  come on.  gene levy.  genius.

however, ya'll hit battlefield earth dead on. :D

 -= george =-

"It's not a tumor!" "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" "SHUTUP!"

Kindergarten Cop is da bomb!

"I"m Detective John Kimble."

"Now, I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately."

Ah,� John Kimble prank calls ware the funniest things.� You can probably find those on KaZaA.

*sings*

Hirohito Gamura, Hirohito Gamura, Hirohito Gaaaamuuuuuraaaaaa!

better. yet..

Gamura is really neat! He is full of turtle meat! We believe in Gamura!

Nothing But Trouble (The one directed by Dan Akroyd).  What the heck were they thinking?!?  No redeeming quality whatsoever.

Signs- it was just...bad. defeating aliens helps a man rediscover God.

Rocky Horror Picture Show- I don't know why i didn't like it. I just...didn't.

Snow Dogs- one of the many terrible "new disney" movies.

Jeepers Creepers- was just stupid.  

i actually don't hate as many movies as i thought. how...optimistic :)

Jeepers Creepers- was just stupid.

it started out good....and then it got so beyond stupid I wanted my money back when I rented it

Yes, exactly. I was liking it, but once the monster appeared, it went downhill like a monkey on a sled.

I hear that there's going to be a sequel involving a busload of cheerleaders and football players or something like that. The original sounds better and better, no?  ;)

three words:

Big Momma's House.

*throws up* :D

how can you hate the 3 amigos??  we quote that at work.  i mean, the Invisible Swordsman? El Guapo? "my little buttercup"? 

no accounting for taste *sigh*

The Neverending Story Part Two

Master of Disguise (which I admit, I didn't see, but the trailers were so painfully bad, and those are supposed to be the best parts, right?)

When I saw this thread I had only one thought in my head "Neverending Story Part Two" counts among worst movies I've seen.   It's not just BAD.  Bad movies I can appreciate because, after watching them, I can tear them apart.  ie: "chris o'donnel's feminine side was too apparent"

But when it comes to Worst Movie I've Ever Seen, that's a category reserved for 'movies I never finished watching and wished I'd never started' because you just CAN'T get that time BACK - oh the poor brain cells that sacrificed themselves to that I might satisfy my morbid curiosity to see IF the Neverending Story could be properly continued.

what is that really bad film with the mexican killer bees that completely cover the house? :D hehehe! :D

(okay, i'll shut up now.) :D

What Highlander 2? I don't know what you're talking about. No such movie.

( :) When I was a big Highlander fan we largely tried to pretend that movie did not exist. :) )

*shrugs*

b, b, b, b. *speechless* :D

well, each to their own, i suppose. :)

I never saw it and I don't think I ever will. I hated the books in 7th grade. :(

Now another movie I want me 3 hours back is Titanic.

Oh, boo, no dissing Christopher Guest films. ;o) I'm sorry but mockumentaries are the best kind of film and C.Guest pulls them off with STYLE. I mean, think about it. Spinal Tap? Waiting for Guffman? I have yet to see A Mighty Wind, but my dad loves it and I heard the music and I was really impressed by Eugene Levy and Christopher Guest's song writing. I really thought I was listening to some Kingston Trio I didn't know. It was awesome.

--Rachel
--::now is earwormed with .oO It takes a worried man... to sing a worried song... Oo.::

ack!  ack! ack!

*whimper*

ok, we'll leave it at you are horridly wrong. :)  I thought the singing (as engineered as it was) was actually quite good.  It started the unhealthy obsession I had for Ewan McGregor. *swoon*  I won't get into the over-done and tacky stuff b/c I got to rant about it in my music history class for a good half hour last semester.  Needless to say, I think it was amazing and while it was over the top, it makes for new discoveries each time I watch it.  w00t.

Fellowship IS The best film ever made. Perhaps you are from the bizarro world where up is down and yes is no!

Okay, I've got another one. {g}

A. I. because it was just insanely insane. I know Ewan is cool, but it doesn't MATTER, because he was a creepy sexbot. ;) Another thing about that movie: it should win the trophy for the most times you think it will end, when it doesn't.

"It's almost over now. Oh, no wait. It's still going on, but it should end soon. Oh no wait, there are aliens, and this is taking place in the distant future, but it'll be over soon, right?"

Okay, I'm not a fan, and they're like the same guy to me. But I am embarrassed to have made the mistake.

Now I will be brutally murdered by the fans. {g}

I feel sheepish. {g} I came *thisclose* to fixing my mistake before more people could read it, but I decided that isn't the way.

But the movie still sucked, right? RIGHT?

Another thing about that movie: it should win the trophy for the most times you think it will end, when it doesn't.

Absolutely! It's like the movie couldn't decide what kind of movie it wanted to be. It had a personality disorder.

I watched it with my parents and husband. All of us have different tastes in movies, yet none of us liked A.I.  It seemed to me that it could have been good had the writers been reigned in  a little.

Yeah...that and As Good as it Gets both should have ended about 3 or 4 times.

this one.  so painful, i watched perhaps 3 minutes of it before i told my boyfriend to remove it from the DVD player & never return it there or he would have to find a new home.  yes, it's that bad.  it's not even funny bad.  just bad.

Airplane II was so much better than the first one!

It had better lines and was funnier. :D

William Shatner - need I say more! :)

"we're gonna bring em down...and down safe!" </shatner and then the safe falls>

Star Wars 2: Attack of the Clones was THE WORST MOVIE EVER CREATED!!!! (IMMHO).......and here is why :

first of all...what happened the something called a REAL story line....the reason i loved the first three films was the...simplicity and innocience of the story...good verses evil...coming of age...combinded in a world that was full of imagination and wonder.� Yes these last two installments tried to go for those themes again, but they fell very short. The whole thing with plots to assasinate key polictical figures and currupt governments (which was confusing at the very least) was severely overshadowed by an attempt to WOW the audience with the latest computer generated effects (which were pretty lame...i much prefer the "real" monsters and backgrounds of the 70/80's..however primative they may be). if i wanted to see and computer animated movie i would have gone to rent Toy Story.

secondly...i think they spent too much money on the special effects and forgot to pay the actors...Even the big names like Lawrence Fishbourn and Ewen McGregor (whom i adore as much as the next person)...you gotta admit that this was not their best work....as for teenage Aniken (i can't remember the actor's name) i won't get into how bad his performance was...

ok there is my 2 cents (plus some)...i still�want the $7 i spent on tickets back....

anyone mentioned zoolander yet?��saw it before i watched the chroniles of narnia on saturday and ven havin david bowie did not make it good, at least i did not have to pay...and the remake of "rollerball", sample dialogue,

"they wont catch us we have an off road vehicle"

"dude they have an off road airplane!"

Chris Klien is trying way too hard to be the new Keanu