Poll: What is your favorite pseudo-food?

i had to put my vote in for the closest choice to mine -- velveeta "cheese food". you can knock it all you want, but when it comes time to toss some cheese on a burger or something, nothing is better. it melts wonderfully, and it's creamy and yummy. bonus points go to peeps and snacky cakes!

I am right here with the plastic cheese lovers. Yum yum yum is all I have to say.

Oh yeah, and pass the cheese whiz.

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mmmmm..nads..... yummy. :P

Gummi bears! They taste like power and represent freedom from communism! What's not to love? :P

Jesus died for our sins.

So did Hitler.

What?

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Gummies rock! But I happen to prefer octopi and sour worms to bears... Those little strawberry things are pretty good, too. But not as cool as octopi.

when i had mono this past winter, the only thing i could eat for almost 3 weeks was fake mashed potatoes. and i STILL love them. mmmmmm. gummies have always frightened me. never was a fan of eating the heads off of little innocent bears. killers! :)

I had to vote for the hair remover.... as I imagine it must taste better than those other things. :P

And, why wasn't spam in there? Or Slim Jims?? or marshmallow fluff??? *pouts*

Are Wine Gums "members of the gummy kingdom"? Because Wine Gums are the best! Maynard's Wine Gums...can't live without 'em. Of course Dino-Sours are pretty awesome too. And sour worms. And Licorice Babies. Excuse me, I have to go to the store.....

Two words: Gummy Worms. there is no better food than gummies, and there is no better gummy than the Worm.

You can do -everything- with gummi worms. eat 'em alone. get 'em in either sugary, sour, or un-coated format. they come long, short, sweet, tangy, and for the really daring, chocolatey. You can put 'em in ice cream and freak people out! and what about the legendary cookie-crumb concoction, Dirt and Worms?

gummy octopi (octopuses?) and gummy feet -may- be good, but they just don't measure up to the slimy perfection that is a gelatin-based artificially flavored worm.

I rest my case.

well?

Um...are "Peeps" those yellow marshmallow things that come out at Easter? And just *what* the heck is a "Circus Peanut" anyway??

I was about to follow this link. Then I decided I really don't want to know.

For the record, I'm on the aerosol cheese team. Any dairy product that doesn't need to be refrigerated has *got* to be a healthy choice.

Heh....thanks Josh. And may I just say "eeeeewwww"