Poll: Regarding Mustard and Mayo...

what about miracle whip?

-that- is the root of all evil.

Do I get points for guessing that Gella made up the poll?

I love the seen in Annie Hall where Annie puts mayo on the pastrami sandwich. It showed the cultural chasm between them. I never knew if people in the outlands got the joke.

I once had a dream I was eating a mouthful of mayonaise...but actually it was a nightmare...so disgusting.

but, i actually have recently taken a liking to mustard. It's all about the moderation. I like both in small amounts on appropriate food items.

word.

but the yellow is good to ....as long as its the good yellow not the cheep yellow that resembels tempra paint.

if it comes in a squeeze bottle its wrong...unless its red.

How can either one be that? Mustard is derived from a seed, you insignificant subhumans! And Mayo is a clinic, one that produces lots of people who have no hair, like me, so how can that be Evil? It's just good taste. You criticize me for making fun of chemo? And why exactly didn't Spiderman's hair fall out again?

Dry burger? Don't bother calling the Superfriends, the Justice League, or the Avengers even.. the Condiment Gang has it covered.

Lux Fruthor, Evil Genius and World Dominator

*shakes head* you're insane, darling.

I like both, but not usually on the same thing.

In Brazil the most popular choice of condoments on a hot dog are ketchup and mayo together.

Radiation isn't chemo thats why his bloody hair didn't fall out!!!

Right, but radiation, like chemotherapy, causes hair loss. Check out pictures of victims of Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, or the atomic blasts in Japan or Bikini Atoll, etc.

Think outside the lead box.

I don't believe that -all- radiation exposure causes hair loss, but I could be wrong.

totally. blech.

yum. in my opinion, mayo makes anything better! except corned beef or pastrami. then it's mustard only - and swiss. mm.

but but... it's the tangy zip of miracle whip. and if you look closely it has little red flecks in it. mmmmmmlittleredflecks. *hearts miracle whip* does anyone else here eat mayonaisse or miracle whip sandwiches? i did all the time when i was little. that could explain a lot....

Both mayo and mustard are thoroughly disgusting. I only like ketchup. And I'd never put that on a normal sandwich, only a burger or something.

I like my sandwiches "dry". tomato, cheese, meat, sometimes lettuce. The veggies provide as much moisture as I need.

Yeah, when I was in college I used to when the dining hall was closed.... just bread and mayo. :)
mmm.

Great food for poor students.

I'm not sure I agree... I like a leeetle bit of mayo on corned beef sandwiches... but primarily a good spicey mustard.

Funny thing is... as a kid I liked miracle whip, bologna and cheese sandwiches....

But.... then I grew up and learned of the demi-god that is mayo.

Actually, you can get some very respectable mustards in squeeze bottles these days... gray poupon.... gulden's.... Plochiman's... etc.

I looove mayo... but only hellmann's... none of that kraft or cains or other crap.
I generally have mayo on every sandwich... at least a little... takes away any dryness and really holds the flavors together.

Also love mustard.. and on things like corned beef/pastrami/ham, I like a LOT of mustard... and none of that crap yellow stuff... I like REAL mustard... the grainy spicy stuff. mmmm....

Incidentally, I really like homemade mayo, too..... otherwise known as Aioli in some restaurants.... it's good schtuff, and you can add whatever flavors you like. Fresh roasted garlic... some chipotle chilis.... mmmm.

ditto. Hellmann's all the way. Unless I'm west of the Mississippi, where it's called Best. Same brand, though.

Gulden's Mustard is da bomb. Grainy spicy stuff.

And how come no one's really mentioned *both* mustard *and* mayo mixed together. I swear, mostly mayo with a bit of mustard and paprika, and you've really got yerself a condiment!

actually, make a bread, hellman's and potato chip sandwich.

you wont regret it.

hear hear on everything she said!! :) and that mustard & mayo & paprika makes the PERFECT hard sourdough pretzel dip!!!!!!!!! :D

hellman's all the way! kraft is teh suckz0r.

ok, now I'm really hungry.

Yeah.. that's good too. :)

Ooo, and if you want some kickass mustard.. this shiznit is the bombdiggity:

Otter Creek Hickory Smoked Beer mustard.

It's my new fav.

I had radiation in the summer and did not lose a single hair.

lol, from condiments to radiation... only at FHDC.

jen meyers

no...mayo makes nothing better...*shudder*

Ok, now that sounds good...

It makes any savory food better.
:)

(I was going to say any food, but then I thought of ice cream, and popsicles... ewww)

Where's the option for "I'm a Las Ketchup person?"

"Las Ketchup"?

And exactly what are the 57 varieties?

You can find out, in detail, here

:)

A new low in poll content...

Wow, you're right. This sure would be hard to beat.

Don't worry, though.. I'm sure we'll be able to get much lower! Submit your poll ideas! Worst poll wins! ;-)

Not happy with the poll questions or options? Then let's see you do better, really! Suggest a poll!

It's a Latina band, who has a cheesy pop song called "The Ketchup Song."

Heh. Y'all sound like Alsatia in Toys eating white bread and mayo sandwiches...

The General tells her that there are no vitamins in that, so she opens the sandwich, and shows him the vitamin pills in it. :-)

Man, always go to Cecil first. How could I forget?

Fantastic mayo scenes.

Actually, a really good flick. I don't know if it's out yet, but put it on your "to rent" list.

Just to be a jerk.... Why was there no, I like eggless mayo choice?

I'm a Miracle Whip person.

Always was...always will be. :)

*laugh* i was going to post that, too ;) i've only seen half of it, but it was pretty amusing.

Because without eggs, it ISN'T mayo.. it's mayo substitute.

Main Entry: may�on�naise
Pronunciation: 'mA-&-"nAz, "mA-&-'
Function: noun
Etymology: French
Date: 1841
: a dressing made of egg yolks, vegetable oils, and vinegar or lemon juice


And, further.... ewww.... Nayonnaise is nasty... we used to have to put that out at Goddard...

It's not an absolute, but the rule of thumb is the more you are exposed to it the more likely your hair is to fall out. It's one of the telltale symptoms of radiation sickness, like nausea. I think it's that the gamma rays or whatever kill hair follicles. But I could be wrong about that. It might be way more subtle.

Like anything having to do with anatomy, each person's DNA and personal history affects the exact degree to which they subscribe to the rules of thumb. Cockroaches are apparently fairly resistant to radiation, but they have ... something like 60% of the same DNA as we do, IIRC. So the guy in the story by Kafka might not lose any hair at all. Not to say I think you should be squished, Julie.

LF

I once had a friend in 3rd grade who told me mayonnaise was made from the fluid inside the boils on chicken feet.

Even without that lovely piece of fiction, I still can not stand the stuff. The nastiest is the kind that they serve at my school cafeteria...it's really thick and comes in a pump bottle, and you always watch people squirt these long coils of it onto every possible food...and then they mix it with ketchup and dip french fries into it...it makes me gag just to witness it. *shudder*

Mustard is okay, if used correctly. And far far away from mayonnaise. the only thing more nasty than ketchup mixed with mayo is mustard mixed with mayo.

I could complain about the Viscous White Substance Of Evil all night, so I'll just end this now and stop being snarky. :)

yes. nayonnaise IS nasty. i was eating it in my super-soy phase.

blech.

here here :)

-- Pauley

Either or, but not both together. Mayo on some sandwiches, ketchup and mayo on a burger, mustard (usually the brown spicy) on hotdogs and roast beef sammiches.

-- Pauley

Et tu, pauley?

*dies*

great movie...

I have nothing useful to say here, but great movie ;)

bah. las ketchup are so over. it's all about the cheeky girls now. :)

i'm not much of a condiments person, unless i get to control the amount of the stuff myself, but i really like honey mustard stuff, and the great american bagel company makes *really* yummy sandwiches with cucumber mayo.

radiation for medical purposes is NOT the same thing as the radiation POISONING of which Lux speaks.

I'm all about Mayo--I too enjoy Hellmans or Best, as it is here too.

as for mustard--My new fave is a Polish brand that mixes horseradish into the mustard. Oh.My.God. It's good on just about anything. :D I even got two jars of it for Christmas :)

However, I also like Ketchup, a fair number of bbq sauces, horseradish, and jsut about any other condiment. mmm. sauces.

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So STFU

*heart attack* i can't believe you've actually heard of these people :D i thought it was just a european thing :D

isnt that like Stadium Mustard? doesnt that mix horseradish?

i will give Kraft one thing. they have a new line of mayos that include spices, such as wasabi, chipolte, and sundried tomato. (those are 3 different, not all in one bottle).

although if you want a good spicey mayo, take hellmans and mix it with a ton of togarashi (a japanese red pepper spice). it's the stuff they put in the sushi. yum. i put it on my cali rolls when i make them at home.

Whoa hostility.
:D

And, I respectfully submit that this poll is better.
hehe

maybe its a comic book and thats it!

*snork*

-- Pauley

look at the jar people!
it says "type dressing"

I live by the mayo, and I'll die by the mayo!
mmmmmmmmhigh blood pressure...
*drool*
~J~