Hello everyone.

Hello, my name is Paul, I'm a new member. I'm not really sure what to say, but if you have any questions I'll be happy to answer them.

Where do babies come from?

Welcome Paul!

What is the meaning of life?

Hi Paul. We have several other Pauls around here, Misch, Coffee Guy, Pauley. What should we call you/

The meaning of life? I happen to think we have to choose our own meaning.

How about...hmm...I hadn't given it a whole lot of thought. I'm rather accustomed to being the only Paul. Do you have any recomendations?

42!

I had to check your age just to be on the safe side.

Well, I'm running on a few hours sleep and I can't go back to bed until either the treadmill people come to pick up the broken treadmill or until someone else besides me is up to let them in so I guess I have too much time to answer this question.

I'd been partial to copying and pasting a link from wikipedia, though when I saw that the appropriot article had some naughty pictures i held back, not wanting to warp your mind. I think Jain would say "Baby's come from when daddy's come" so let's go with that.

Blame any mental distress on Jain and his straight forward, energetic going style.

the easter bunny. duh.

Paul the Wise, Knower of Answers.

Paul the KOA I like the sound of that. In addition to Knower of Answers it means I might be a tree, or a campground place, or a group of people that plays videogames. I'll change my name right now :-).

Paul the Knight of Avalon!

Paul the King of America!

Paul the Krull-Obsessed Anteater!

Paul the Kelp Over Avocado!

Paul the Keeper of Aspirin!

:-)

Paul the Kangaroo of Australia!

Will you buy me a pony???

TRBIYF

That'd better be Klingon for yes!!!

FIO

I just thought he was a campground...

No, I don't have the money and I don't know you well enough to know if you're ready for the responsibility.

Apperantly I'm all those things and more!

No way! I'd be the greatest pony owner! It could sleep in my room and eat my leftover ramen and we could romp in my backyard!! For serious!!!!

That does sound like a convincing arguement...I still don't have the money for a real pony though. Or a fake one for that matter. Maybe an imaginary one...

Sure that's what you say now but in a few weeks and its raining who do you think is going to be taking it out for a walk?

;_;!!!

I'm such a good pony owner, I'd teach the pony to walk itself! And we'd fight crime together! You must like crime if you don't want me to have a pony.

I'll buy you a pony. I'll send it inter-office mail.

H'ray! Buying me a pony is the Aetna Way!

I think I read that in the official literature. Integrity, Leadership, Buying Joolee a pony....

See, and when you say it like that, it makes even MORE sense.

You get a raise!