Poll: If you had to choose just one: Cheese or Sex?

You can have sex without cheese?

You can have cheese without sex??

You can have sex with cheese??

can having sex MAKE cheese?

Can having cheese make sex?

are my little baby gudas fucking in the fridge as we speak?!

well... duh.

Everyone knows cheese breeds.
Jeez.

will the baby gudas multiply and forge a rebellion against the human race?

How do you know they haven't already?

eep! *goes to huddle in the corner*

one of my favorite phrases is "frottage cheese"

That is so funny since I've often thought about frottage fromage. or is that frommage?

I think that this is by far one of the craziest polls ever. And a lot of them were extremely random, as far as I've seen. Although what happened to the usual Pete Best option? I like those.

Someone needs to revoke Josh's power to pick the polls. They have been particularly, um, less than stellar lately.

Not happy with the poll questions or options? Then let's see you do better, really! Suggest a poll!

Yah, and I think Josh is censoring all my posts. ;-)

I don't agree.� I love to log in read the current poll laugh and think, "Wtf??" The wtf polls are just as welcome to me as the more serious polls.

This reminds me of a very silly conversation between me and my friend, listing all the people/entities that could have 10,000 of our babies.

Me: Cheese can have 10,000 of my babies
Celeste: Moxy Fruvous can have 10,000 of my babies. So can the killer tents
Me: I actually want to have babies with all of Moxy Fruvous INSIDE one of the killer tents
Celeste: While eating cheese?
Me: Yes. And I was about to say smoking shoes but that makes no sense

i think this poll is quite stellar, quite stellar indeed.
then again, no one knows me so what do i matter!?

You matter! You Matter! You're Mad as a Hatter!

the reply button is your friend.

*ducks*

Sadly in this case no. Melissa and the Reply Button had a tiff :-(

Well, hence my duck..... I just think it's sad, and I want to get them back together.

besides... how awesome is it to be able to say, "hence my duck".


:)

Why a duck? Why a no chicken?

would you rather have duck or sex?

Ooo.. that's tough.

A nice medium rare duck breast... grilled on applewood.... with a demiglace....

Actually, nevermind.

Yeah, sex.

yeah, I generally prefer sex over almost anything else.

amen, sister.

*sings* can I get a whitness?*shakes her bootay*

I saw a Noh Chicken once. Do you know how hard it is to get those little masks to stay on their beaks?

(The Reply Button and I are back together on a trial basis, and we agreed that I can still see other GUIs.)

I like Noh theater better than Kabuki theater.

You know what they say; There's Noh business like show business.

I read that first paragraph in my email and knew that had to be you.