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Starfox
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Starfox |
| First Visit: |
Aug 11, 1999 |
| Last Visit: |
Fri, Feb 3, 2012, 4:45pm |
| Location: | Fort Worth, Texas | | Homepage: | http://www.livejournal.com/users/taynar | | About You: | PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
This profile has been sanitized in accordance with Chapter 3, Section C, Subsection 12, paragraph B of the Patriot Act. The views here have been deemed subversive and potentially terroristic.
By viewing this profile you implicitly give the Federal Government of the United States of America ("the Government") the right to monitor your electronic mail, instant messaging, web surfing, and anything else we can think of, but don't expressly write down.
Once the Government has your biometric data on file we will begin calculating the space you will take in the boxcar, er...um, we mean, we will be determining your exact requirements under the new Universal Health Care Act of 2004. Should we deem you will take up too much resources, we will likely just shoot you and dump your body in a mass grave somewhere. Hey, it beats the slow death you'll suffer under socialized medicine so quit complaining.
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