Poll: what embarrassing secrets does your pet know about you?

Cute poll, I was just looking for the "other" option. Although the real answer might be a bit too embarrassing to post.......

My pet also knows how I vacuum, and wether or not Homer Simpson's take on a Chumba Wumba song is accurate or not.

DP definately knows that I belt out tunes at the top of my lungs while i clean, because usually no one is home but him. The neighbors probably know too.

He also probably can see me dance while i sing too, although his line of sight is somewhat restricted by his cage.

The singing i can deal with, but i dance like a Hippopotamus with a stubbed toe.

Iwannakitty!!!!

But, as it is, I have no pets to notice my quirks...I don't even have a roommate this year.... (Though my roommate from last year probably remembers all my weird habits...unless she's blocked them out........)

Ya know those chocolate-chip-looking treats that you can get for rats, hamsters, and other rodents?

They don't taste good at all ;)

(like stale cardboard, only more dry)


Beyond that, Buttercup would know how often I sing songs, with the words slightly changed to fit her name.

(not to mention the obvious song)

i hope you're talking about the chocolate-chip-looking treats you get *for* them, and not *from* them.

DP's treats would probably taste fine, as they're just raisins :)

i wonder who would win in a fight - DP or Buttercup?

we always try the dog chocolate at work. usually because we have nothing better to do. :D

My cats know a heck of a lot more than this poll suggests... *wink*

:)

I haven't been able to find a treat that my haylee dog likes! I adopted her from the local humane society 6 months ago and she is still adjusting... she is a border collie mix... petrafied of bald men. or men wearing hats. and when I get home from class or work she is so happy to see me she dances around on her hind legs, making her about as tall as me. I'm convinced that she thinks she's a cat though... she is always trying to fit on my lap... and she stretches like one.

because she was abused and abandoned she is quite adicted to me... can't leave my side or she cries. even have to take her in the bathroom with me, so she knows about as much about me as my dearest friend does, I'm glad she can't talk.

does anyone have any suggestions as to what dog treat she might enjoy?

Heh...and here I was looking for "all of the above" ;-)

does she like table food? if so she might like those Beggin Strips or Snausages.

Otherwise, there's some gourmet dog treats out there..i'm not sure who makes them, but, they're made with peanut butter with chunks of peanuts in them - damn, those are good. (ok. yes. i ate them. frequently. my friends mom used to get mad because we'd eat the whole container ;) . the box they come in looks like a pint of ice cream.

Buttercup would of course ;)
DP may have the size and strength, but he can't beat her ratish agility!


Not to mention the fact that she has built-in daggers ;)

Me thinks many a masterbator are being somewhat disingenuous here...

Oh, did I type that out loud?