"It's not our inalienable right to eat salmon"

David Suzuki said that in this article. It was so wonderful a quote that i thought i'd pose a challenge to y'all. for 100 points, share with me the most amusing quote you've heard in recent history. +10 points if it involves fish. +15 points if John Kerry said it. +25 points if it involves fish *and* John Kerry said it. +50 points if it involves gremlin porn. +100 points if it makes me want to run out and buy chocolate sauce.

A friend told me that Kerry joked that if he were president he would outlaw the Yankees...

I regret that I have but one vote to give...

Not exactly a quote, but, you know...

You can't outlaw the Yankees, divine right of kings.

baseball kinda sucks.

Kinda?

okay. take out the kinda.

you should try watching cricket. Now thats a boering game 5 days of blokes throwing a ball at a guy covered in pads!

"Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is, before you understand cricket!"

(my scoreboard is down for now, but 100 PauleyPoints to first person to get the quote.)

-- Pauley

TMNT

Bullseye! :)

-- Pauley

my sister & i stayed up all night watching the whole neverwhere.

my favourite line: "violence is the last resort of the incompetent."

before that, my favourite quote had been "they all go if you hit them right," an adage joyce carol oates quoted in an essay about boxing.

...they're sorta related...

yes. right in the liver. :P

(my boyfriend used to box).

That is a slight misquote of Isaac Asimov from the Foundation Trilogy.

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" was said originally by Salvor Hardin, first Mayor of the Foundation and became a popular saying in the Foundation.

We used to say it all the time in intermediate school.

no, it was probably me quoting it wrong... but i assumed it came from somewhere else. thanks!

"That was a pune, or a play on... PORTUGAL!"

I will die.

with out cubs... we would have no more bears.

Considering the ecologically minded society we live in, I find it unlikely that would happen.

I need a Cubbies/Red Sox world series in my lifetime...

When the devil buys ice skates.

me too