you're always a woman to me.

I'll be at the Falcon...sowwy :(

ahhh the falcon. its the only thing I wanted for my birthday and no one got it for me. not that family has even asked me what I want... I don't think I'm going to show up to my own party... I'd rather do almost anything else. I'll prolly end up doing nothing.

Meh.� And I assume this party will be in Maine, hmmmmmm?� No fair.� When will you guys have one in Minneapolis?� (Don't answer that) I'd even go as far as Illinois.� Maybe I'll come anyway.� That's a lot of driving, though . . . I need to make a new mix cd.� Maybe I'll just drive up through Canada the whole way.

yes... it will be in the rainy cold maine.

Dang, cuz you know we'd hold a party for you here, in poserville, I mean, Naperville.� Sure, it's 30 miles from the City, but it's kinda close.� *feels like a total poser*

Here's a scary thought for you: my mother is in your neck of the woods right now.� She and her freaky husband are working at some RV park in Acadia.

(You just never know what our vacation plans may be....*grin*)

hey, we'd come. and then we'd laugh at you naperville posers because you're soooo not as cool as us city-dwellers. :)

laughing at the naperville posers is a good way to make sure you get the bad paddle on the Atari. :-)

Did you know in Naperville they had to put a pedestrian light by one of the dorms at North Central College because too many soccer moms and midlife crisis guy drivers�were picking off pedestrians?� I went to school there and I'm sure I saw one of the minivans with the little pedestrians painted on the side indicating hits.� YIKES!

*is now earwormed with teh billy joel*

o/` She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes,
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies,
And she only reveals what she wants you to see.
She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me. o/`

-- Pauley

Living in Maryland sucks, I'ts the fruhead boonies out here(of course so is anything south or west of Ohio). Well, at least it's the right coast.

*vent* Vent*

how is maryland the fruhead boonies? i lived in maryland for the first few years of my fruheaddom, and i think i hung out with fellow fruheads several times a month at least.

Mostly, i'm venting my annoyance at missing FRFF.

to stop on your way home for FRFF. I mean, it's right on everyone's way home, right? ;-D

I have it on pretty good authority that the "FRFF via Maine from the midwest" thing hurts.� Well worth it, of course, but it definitely HURTS.

maine is not on anyone way to anywhere. if you come here you did it on perpose and shame one you.

huh...I certainly don't remember you complaining about us being that far out of our way.� :)

and I wouldn't do so now if you were here. but you're not so I can. *sticks out tongue*

why can't I ever remember how to spell that! tongue? tounge? fuck it.