And so the search begins...

Don't you mean that your 56K connection IS at home, and faster than what you have at WORK?

All that proofreading for your resume... it doesn't mean you can slack off here.

Of course, slacking off is what we do here, isn't it?� Hmm... nevermind.

YES, my 56K at HOME is faster than the T1 at WORK.�

And I'll slack if I want to!� (And I do...)