Stuck in the 00's?

I was in the shower this morning (all of my best/weirdest ideas come from the shower) and I was wondering... has anyone ever rewritten "Stuck in the 90's" with new lyrics for the 00's? Or is it too early?

The only thing I got was "Burning his mind in his DVD"

Also, I don't know what to call this decade. The zeros? The two thousands? Double-Os?

Anyone?

"Riding his bike to his SUV" should be right before the DVD line. That's my contribution.

What did they say from 1900-1909? Maybe we should say whatever they said.

The aughts? That's what I've been calling it.

You're right.� I recall a line from Music Man:

"Gold Medal Class of '05 (Aught-Five)"

"But the school was even established until Aught-Six."

no, the line is "Harold... there was no Gold Medal Class of Aught-five... because the town wasn't even built until aught-six!"

Then he walks her back to her place... after she sings the cheesy song about the birds and the bells...

D'oh of course!� I stand corrected.

oO 16 shells from a thirty-aught-six!Oo

20X6??

naw, 30-06.

"Reluctant to find he's stuck in the aughties again?"

...Okay, that made me giggle. ;o)

the naughty noughties according to every tabloid newspaper this side of the watford gap

ussually accompanied by a picture of a woman who should be old and wise enough to know better ina schoolgirls uniform but all "strutted out" as Britney describes her "Hit me baby one more time" affair.� No need, no need

LOL :D

The noughties?

~Two, triple aught and the canary.....~

Please see edited version below

*applause*
i knew melissa would deliver. :)

Wow, I'm impressed. I especially liked how you fit in "bling bling" and freedom fries. {g}

Is clever.� :)

Brilliant...Amazing...We should all bow to your greatness...

"We're not worthy"

This is why you are the one and only Melissa. *Sigh*

but... why the repetition of Riding his bike to his SUV, Burning his mind in his DVD? That doesn't repeat in the original...

yeah, I'm so fucking critical. You are a genius otherwise.

and now shouldn't it be

o/' soon i'll be for-ty, i don't want to be for-ty o/' ????

the lads aren't as young as they used to be :)

Yeah, but this time *I'm* writing it.� And, well, I am almost 30.

It's actually the only line conserved from the original.

That is so great man!!!

I loved who ate my freedom fries!!!

Thanks for your compliments, everyone!� Even you, Gella!� I'm having some problems with the "Edit" feature, so here's a new version:

Stuck in the Aughties (Clem)


Clem had a pallet, with colors like rainbows
Inspired to paint and to prove all his worth on an easel
But he�s no Vin Diesel

His friends say �Clem are you tripping,
you�re girlfriend she�s stripping�
She�s getting hard cash and that lucrative business is booming
But her breakdown is looming

Watching his stocks take a sudden dive
Unlikely he'll win on Big Brother V

Pissed off to get caught he�s, stuck in the Aughties again


Clem thinks of the Nineties, dot coms were the big craze
Now he spends nights waiting tables and daytime, he's temping
(slaving to the boss�s phone ring)
Where the hell is his bling bling
(ain�t got no blink blink)

As he remembers his travelling, the whole world is unravelling
Role Playing Games, Rocket Pro-pell�d Grenades, Who�s your Daddy
Spams got my email addie


Riding his bike to his SUV
Burning his thoughts to a DVD

Pissed off to get caught he�s, stuck in the Aughties again
Pissed off to get caught he�s, stuck in the Aughties again


He�s got rent
and a plea to his parents is sent
and answered� �please show your hand, sir�
secure in grandeur!

(harmonica solo)

Soon I�ll be 30, I don�t want to be 30
I�ve got a kitty, alone in the city
Each profile on Match.com, reminds me my youth is gone
Try the new diet!

Eat food chock-full of protien, get in shape for your nude scene

Watching his stocks take a sudden dive
Unlikely he'll win on Big Brother V

Pissed off to get caught he�s, stuck in the Aughties again
Pissed off to get caught he�s, stuck in the Aughties again
(Night cries, Bush lies, who ate my Freedom Fries)
Pissed off to get caught he�s, stuck in the Aughties again
(Cheers for Jackie Chan)
Pissed off to get caught he�s, stuck in the Aughties again

::jaw drops::

Oh, man, I ask, and you deliver. You are officially my hero. I will worship the ground you walk on... ::checks profile:: Melissa. :o)

Melissa. I will permanently engrave that name in my mind forever.

WOW!

Now that, my friends, is how to thank a superstar such as myself... or not...

No, really, I'm glad you like it.� I had fun doing it.� Any other requests?

one request, record it. I WANT I WANT I WANT!

WHOA. *dies* that is SO COOL. :)

You better sing that at the budgiedome open mic next year!