Poll: How do you eat an oreo cookie?

...because i don't *like* the cream. i like the cookies sans cream. unless it's those newfangled pb+choc / mint + choc kinds. those i just chomp into.

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heehee. one of the many things gordon and i bonded over long, long ago. :)

I just bite right into them.

Nutter Butters on the other hand I pry apart, eat the peanut butter off of each half, and then eat the halves.

Oh my god you are the devil! You're the Satan of sandwich cookies!

How else are you going to unlock the sugary fatty goodness inside?!

......the only kind of Satan to be, I say!

OK, so I have had parties based on this simple concept:

Tools: cup of whole milk, double stuffed oreos, fork

1- Stick fork into an oreo
2- Put oreo into milk whilst still on fork
3- Remove oreo from milk and place in mouth

Notice that your hands are clean (not milky or dirty) and the oreo gets full milk coverage. Huzzah!

exactly! i'm the same way, kat!i hate that cream stuff!!!!!! the pb & chocolate ones are indeed different. i just eat those too, or dunk them in Silk. they have a new mint & chocolate one, but i havent tried it yet.

double-stuff oreos are the devil.

See, you're looking at it the wrong way. You should be buying triple-stuff oreos (do they still have those?) and saving the cream. When you decide to build a house one day, use all the cream to hold the bricks together. Martha Stewart's got nothing on me.

hmm.....you do have a point there, josh. and you could just hairspray over the edges to keep out ants and rain.

but where do i store all this extra cream?!

yup!
Nutter Butters are impossible to eat otherwise....




...if you try, the ghost of Little Debbie comes back and haunts your pantry!

Wow.... I just..... wow.
:D

I'm pretty much the same way. Though I'll still eat the cream...dunno what else to do with it...but it's definitely a "save the best for last" kind of thing with the clean, naked cookie halves at the end. Yum.

I like the PB half of the PB+choc ones but I don't like the choc half. I want a full-on peanut butter filling!

I don't eat oreos anymore... *sniffle* .... evil evil diabetes.

but when I used to, screw off one side and do the same to another and then add the remaining side together to form a gi-normous creamy center... back in the day...

You're a weirdo, joooleeeeee!!!
:)

ohhh i like that! i love my oreos to be as mushy as possible but i hate it when they break away or i forget them in the milk and they sink to the bottem of the glass...because i have to wait to eat it!

gordoN, my intended, you insensitive clod!

See, I totally can't "get" the mushy oreos thing. I have this aversion to soggy/mushy bread-cake-cookie type things. Bread pudding? Ew. Soggy croutons on french onion soup? Ew. Letting cereal sit in the milk too long? Ew. The mush and sog just nauseate me. I clearly have issues. :) I DO love to dip my bread in sauces and such...my issues are more with the extended exposure thing. The sog doesn't set in when you're just dipping!

I can stick 6 of them in my mouth. Does that warrant anything?

I knew you'd like this one. We know the real way to eat oreos.

what else can you stick in your mouth? ;-)

See...I think regular Oreos with real peanut butter on them are far better than the peanut butter/chocolate cream ones. Mmmmmmm...... :)

I'd like to note that the Newman's Own brand not only makes their own creme-filled O cookies, they also sell just the chocolate parts as cookies with no creme :) Also try Nabisco chocolate wafers. Tres yum :D

oreos are the only food i can eat soggy -- i won't even put milk on my cereal because it just grosses me out. but oreo mush is like food of the gods to me. *shrug* i'm weird.

Definitely dunked in milk.. however, I keep the bag in the fridge - dunkable Oreos without the mush :) (Btw, there *is* a taste difference between Cdn and US Oreos - US ones taste like Cdn 25% less fat ones!)

We have better Oreos? COol.

I have a strange combination method of dunking and scraping and biting.. truly a (messy) sight to behold. ;)

or... you could scrape the cream off, store it, and then one day recreate the commercial where they cover the city of new york in goo!

soggy oreos aren't an issue to me one way or another, but I'm glad to see there are other people out there who know that dry cereal reigns over all those mushy kinds "D

Besides, is anything worse than warm and wheaty milk?

I always prefered Hydrox over Oreos growing up. They seem to have chainged their recipie now, but I remember the cookie being more crispy, and the chocolate much better.

Naight, when was the last time you glanced in a mirror...you wanna see weirdoness? CHeck that out!

Paul Newman knows what you like ;)