Poll: What's your favorite excuse?

i can't answer this, bc then you'll all know when i'm blowing you off!!!......um..........not that i would blow you guys off or anything........*eep*

what else did you expect?

"Dude!! Why didn't you remind me?!"

aww....tha's mean..lol

..Draco made me do it option?

*grin*

*claps for the tinfoil hat option*

nice

~J~

Well I had to choose the tinfoil hat option, y'know.

domlijah4evahomgwtfpwpymca

"my dog ate it" has actually been the truth lately. she ate my work keycard, various toys from japan (grr.), my Dust Puppy doll, and my electric bill.

when she ate the electric bill i rubbed her belly and said "Good dog! goooooood doggie! good zimmie!"

Well, not really traffic per se, but there are always problems with the subway in the morning, so that is usually a generally accepted excuse that I one can get away with in this fair city.� "I'm sorry I'm late. The�trains were�messed up."� Granted, I left home 30 minutes later than I normally should have, but you don't have to know that. :)

i live in chicago. i can blame everything on traffic. or, if i'm not driving, the malfunctioning of the cta. :)

Some time ago I saw a bumper sticker that said: "If you don't like my driving stay off the footpath." Recently some driver actually mounted the footpath to get around the back of me while I was reversing into a dock. When her beloved BMW got wedged between a gatepost and the back of my truck she tried to blame the ugly modifications to its shape on my negligence. Much to my surprise I had the presence of mind to quote that bumper sticker in response. I laughed, but she failed to see the humour in the situation. It is lovely when you know you need no excuse.

Indy actually tried to eat my homework when he was a puppy, there were puppy teeth marks in it.

It was for music theory and he pulled it out from under my pencil and ran around the living room, me chasing him. I kept yelling, "THE PROFESSOR WON'T BELIEVE ME IF I SAY THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK!"

I handed it in with the teeth marks on it. :D

I know.. I'm such an ass.� I don't do it to be a jerk though, I just don't realize I'm being a jerk until after the fact.� So dude.. it's their fault for not letting me know I'm being a jerk! *g*

I had mono for about a month in april/may this year and it was the best excuse for *anything*.�� Even after I felt mostly better, i still slept for about 12-18 hours a day and I got away with so much other general incompetence as a result. Just blame the mono.

well I'm crazy as a shit house rat, what can you expect? you're lucky I didn't crap on the floor.

I expect nothing... then when I get nothing I'm not dissapointed.

Yep, that's me.� If you bothered to understand, then you wouldn't ask me to do that TOO when x y z and q are going on, blah blah blah ...

I whine and deflect.� Yep, those are my main faults.�

eh, what can you do?*shrugs* It's just the way of things.

no death.

�-= george =-

"I was motivated by smarm."

�-= george =-

oooh, good one :D

i'm going to use that from now on, jaci. :D� get used to it.

�-= george =-

i figured out most of it, but the pwp lost me.� please explain. (:

death via pr0n isn't that bad a way to go... sign me up.

�-= george =-

pr0n without plot.� imagine that.

:D

�-= george =-

oh my god. good zil! lol. i say "crazier than a shit house rat" too and everyone looks at me like, "freak." but we're not freaks. bwaha!

muahahaha

�-= george =-

p.s. the icon is for sheryls. :D

"good zil!"


*sits and waits for a treat*

You know, of course, that my entire post was for you. :)

I like taking that position, it's easy.

"I was saving a group of girl scouts from a burning cookie factory."

No clue at all any more where I picked that up from either...

I voted "you didn't remind me" but more accurately, in a similar vein, my usual excuse was "I didn't get the memo." :)

-- Pauley

It's all about the sass, baby!

doubtful. :)

ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm a dreadlord, not a druglord!!!!!! i loves me�the dreadlord!

"I guess I'm not the all-knowing super-human power you thought I was."