Eddie From Ohio

I created an Edde From Ohio group on Facebook if anyone here has Facebook.

If no one here has facebook, then you didn't create an EFO group?

Snark.

Well if anyone here HAS Facebook, they can join.

And if the forum HAS a Reply Button, you can use it.

(It's your friend.)

It is time. I am going to tell you the harsh truth. The reply button just pretends to be your friend. It doesn't really care about you. Don't cry.

The reply button recently came over to my house for a party, drank all my beer, broke my favorite table-lamp, tried to make out with my wife, and then pissed on my lawn.

But I can't really hold it against the button, right?  I mean, the reply button is my friend, right?

Just keep telling yourself that. I won't tell you what the reply button said about you. No way I believed the part about the goat and the flugelhorn.

Your friend?  Last I heard, he was totally complaining that you totally pushed all his button.