wow. I forgot about this one... fruporn?

fruporn!

okay well we all know, by "all" I mean a select few, that a big toppic of conversation between Anni and I and a few others is the idea of fruporn. *laugh* so yeah... I emailed Dave asking him to create the soundtrack for fruporn, kinda as a joke, kind of as a dare, kind of to see what would be the reply... so here it is:

Dave,

As chairwoman of the association of frupeople interested in
creating pornography, I have been asked to contact you. We have spent many long nights meeting and talking about the intricacies of our enterprise. An important part of pornography is the soundtrack, it sets the
mood and adds ambience to the feature. the soundtrack ties the whole
production together... and so in the sea of talented musicians we have narrowed it down to a select few, Dave, we would be honored if you would compose the soundtrack for our errotic feature film.

respectfully yours,
Zilpha Chouinard (chairwoman of the fruporn association)

Dear Zilpha

 As chairperson of the Dave Matheson comittee, I wish you godspeed in all your endeavours, sexual, graphic, personal, private, whatever. I must
however decline your invitation to be involved on the music side as
other things are dominating Mr Matheson's schedule at the present time. I have it on good authority that he was pleased to be asked and thanks you for that honour.

Best, David