Weird turn-ons

Does anyone else have any weird turn ons?

I have a weird thing for 'priest' characters.. like Gael Garcia Bernal's "Padre Amaro".. and Joaquin Phoenix's character in Quills... maybe even Gabriel Byrne's Father Andrew in "Stigmata".. I don't know what it is.. but I find something really randomly sexy about that white collar.

Am I just weird?

I have a thing for people in UPS uniforms.� *rowr*� Not all of them.. usually I just want someone who I'm already attracted to wear a UPS uniform..
"Can I see your package?"

A woman with a really weird turn on, me.

a woman in the Chuck Taylor shoes

Second'd!

major turn on.

i dig thin women with plump arms & legs. i blame sergio aragones.

thunder.

men with swipecards on lanyards.

bald people. cherry pie filling. guitars. drag queens with long nails. Canadian history.

Extensive knowledge of fine cheeses, impressive skills in backyard wrestling, tape worm, parachutes, Tony Awards, Sega Master System, quantities of empty Sprite cans in multiples of 27, and perhaps The Log Lady from Twin Peaks.


What?

political radicalism, men with babies, people kissing, profiles, big noses.

well, I asked.. :-p

Singing men, especially tenors. Although baritones can be *MROW* as well. Mmmm... Javert. ::drool::

I don't really need to say much else, do I?

chuck taylors and thick black rimmed glasses....

oh my god i love tenors. :)

guys with goatees

Knowing I'm being lied to and playing along.
This is going to lead to some bad things.

Too bad for me. I absolutely never lie. I am a paragon of all virtues. I have won Nobel Prizes in Physics and Peace, two Pulitzers and three Oscars (best actor, best director, and best screenplay). I sacrificed my life saving a schoolbus filled with children from Godzilla and was given special permission to return to life because of my humility.

. . a wooden leg, eye-patch . . and a parrot with a hostile attitude. .