Stoopid moments

What things do you sometimes do that are just so stooopid it's a wonder you're not the village idiot? :)

One I noticed that I do at least once a week is I try to open my house with my car remote. I know better...but it's just a brainfire somewhere in there of "walking towards door I need to unlock...press button." :)

I do spudier things like that every day but I'm too stupid to remember them and write about them here. It isn't easy not having a brain.

i think "spudier" is my new favorite typo word, but i'm torn as to whether it should be pronounced "SPOO-dee-errrr," or a french-accented "spoo-dee-EH." :)

It is not a typo, it is the correct spelling of spuh-dee-er, to act more like a potato.

well, these were both one time things, and things i said, not did. But here they are:
This first one was awhile ago- "Lemon is melon spelled backwards."
and this one more recently- "Look! Here comes a car! He could've been SHOT!"

heehee.

wow.............................................. thats a CUTE cat!

She and her very sharp kitten teeth that are chewing on my foot say thanks. :)

Well for one thing I blow on anything I eat with a spoon, absentmindedly treaing it like hot hot soup.

I've also said things like

Celeste: "He has a three-year-old daughter"
Me: "Since when?"

(referring to having sex with sheep) "Wouldn't the hooves get in the way?"

I blow on anything I eat with a spoon, absentmindedly treaing it like hot hot soup.

Oh my gosh, me too! People always laugh at me when I blow on my ice cream. :)

Well for one thing I blow on anything I eat with a spoon, absentmindedly treaing it like hot hot soup.

same here. cereal. ice cream. gazpacho...

I was a CIT at camp. We'd spent the whole night bowling and playing pranks.

Around 6:00 am, I'm walking outside and I think, "Wow. The sun's full today."

An hour ago the cordless phone started beeping those 'low battery' alerts: "Got to put the phone on the charger," I said. "Back in a moment." The person I was telling that was at the other end of the line.