Poll: The reason there are no new polls?

Isn't there a potato chip poll somewhere in there? or did that get thrown out with the cutest FHDC couple and funniest Fruhead polls as well?

I dunno, I posted one about online dating services that I never saw. :-P

-- Pauley

cutest fruhead couple? dwd. i want to see that poll. altho neal and i have some hardcore competition with talcott and zil...

hey. Doug and I are pretty damned cute, too ;P

Only the best of the best actually get used - I'm sure that more get thrown out than used. And there's still a decent number of "worst poll ever" comments now and then. :P

Shouldn't we be able to vote on which polls get used? What if there's a poll idea that you hate that everyone else thinks is brilliant?

Maybe the next poll should be 'Which poll should be next?' and have links to the other polls as the possible responses. :)

No need... just use every poll I submit. In order.

They're ALL brilliant.

indeed. who are you (josh) calling barren.

i think it's obvious that we are FRUiTful.

and we can multiply just fine, too.

what?! no insensitive clod/ pete best option. i'm disappointed :(

Perhaps we can have a pool of Worst. Poll. Ever. Made up from ones that Josh has thrown out.

I love that idea. :)

What is your favorite skin disease?
What's your favorite Britney Spears album?
Who is the sexiest member of the supreme court?
What accounting system to you think is best?
How many species of nemotode can you name?

You have polls now. Switch! :)

I second the motion. I fully expected to see a new poll at midnight. I think we need an agrarian revolt. I have the pitchforks.

i have the spade!

I have the nuclear weapons and chemical weapons.

I have Saddam in custody.

No we have Saddam in custard.
Lets give Josh some kettlecorn, the solution of all problems.

that's it! a kettle corn poll!

Do you like kettle corn?

1. I love it
   
2. I adore it
   
3. No I'm a miserable excuse for a human being

ew
sugar does not belong on popcorn.

See choice 3!

the sugar doesnt bother me, it's the oil. blech!

*goes for #3*

but you are cute so maybe I can forgive you.

*sniffle*

pthhhhbt. *points at Gordon* Forget about him. He's completely dogmatic when it comes to kettle corn, and we all know you just can't use logic and reason with that sort of person.

As a recent convert, to certain kinds of kettle corn only, I not only forgive, I unnerstan'.

And you're cute, too. When you're not terrifying. :D

Joooooosssssh? Is there a threshold you're waiting for in new submissions to fill the hopper??? Give us a number! :)

*helps out by submitting a lame but timely one*

it's been 3 days!! *throwsahissyfit*

great, now we'll never get a new poll!

it's been 4 days!! *throwsanotherhissyfit*

i'm telling you, that's not helping! he's gonna turn this car around and go back home if you dont behave...

Or at the very least, turn his sweet ass around.