who's got the crack?

hieeeeee. :D

so. would any of you wonderful, lovely, generous, caring, insert more grovelly adjectives here, amazing americans or canadians be willing to help out a fellow sugar junkie and send me some maple syrup? but not the real kind. no, that would be too easy - i need the SUPAH OMG FAKE kind, the maple *flavoured* syrup (give or take a 'u') that costs, like, $1 in walmart or whatever. the stuff in the squeezy bottles. the crap craaaazyy sugar stuff. i'll do anything. yes, ANYTHING.

like, aunt jemima?

log cabin?

corn syrup?

and on top of that, butter flavored or regular? :P

butter flavoured?! dwd. why can't people just ..add the butter themselves? :D

BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA. we must be as lazy as possible. we cant even be bothered to use shampoo and conditioner seperately, THAT TAKES TOO LONG. we must put it in one bottle.

Let's not forget frozen pb&j with the crusts cut off...

yes. any food that we can condense into an easily-reheated wrapped form is a must.

um. yes. o.0

actually, that reminds me. i need some of that spiffy onion dip stuff we had at your partay. i can't get it over here, partly because shops in glasgow only seem to stock vegetarian haggis and shortcake. :D

I'll see what i can do :)

How does one make vegetarian haggis? I didn't think carrots had stomachs.

How does one make vegetarian haggis? I didn't think carrots had stomachs.

no, but vegetarians do.

Lisa is going to marry a carrot!

Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot.
/bitter

She admits it! She's going to marry a carrot!

are you quoting a Moldy Peaches song? b/c if you are, h'ray!

Y'know, I heard that song just once, live, when the Moldy Peaches opened for TMBG in Central Park in 2002, and it STILL gets stuck in my head sometimes! Mad catchy.� Have� you seen Kimya Dawson's livejournal? She seems so� nice!

I saw Kimya Dawsom open for the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players a jillion (well, maybe more like 2) years ago. She rocks my socks.

Oh emm gee, I saw Kimya Dawson open for the Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players last fall!�

put your mama in a headlock, baby, and do it right! who's got the crack? :D

<3

::laugh::

What we affectionately call lamp-post syrup...

I have some things to send you. I could send some with :)

ooooo. *grin* *squee* i just don't want you to break the bank on postage, if there's other stuff to send...