maybe this will work...

not gonna post pic or inside of card as then there would be no point to sending them...

Yay i made the thanks list!! i am way cool. Merry Christmas!!!

Linsday

now I just need your address so I can send you the actual card...

you are way cool and when I said something about anoying blondes I didn't mean you, you're the exception, fo' shiz!

you rock my feeble clerk mind

heee! "we've got some news that's gonna rock your feeble clerk world." <3.

I thought it would be nice to have a jay and bob ref. I'm like that.