Poll: wat do yo lik most abot gay pengun?

Since today is the Gay Penguin's birthday, I decided that today is the best time to shamelessly plug.


Gay Pengun in Tronto!

because it looks like Italian Renaissance

he's a very cultured penguin.

but he can't spell very well.

that's because he's a penguin.

also, i imagine it's more difficult for him to type. what with the lack of opposable thumbs. and stuff.

you type with your thumbs?

he types with his beak. he can't see what he's doing.

so then, how does his typing with his beak change what emilie types with?

Is she just a total fangirl?

Oh, wait... dumb question.

;)

oooh, snap.

well, liek, duh. :D

*prods keys with thumbs*

He types with his beak.

Im so confuzd!

he's a gay penguin who escaped from a zoo in new york and ran to toronto, where he lives in a high-rise and has adventures.

what's so confusing? ;)

Penguins don't come from the zoo, the come from the Antarctic.

If he came from the zoo he'd be stamped "Property of the Zoo."

They don't stamp animals property of the zoo! You couldn't stamp a huge lion!

They stamp them when they're small.

what happens when they molt?

Lions don't molt!

yes, but penguins do.

...

there, i've run rings around you logically.

maybe it came from next door...

um... penguins *don't come* from next door, they come *from the Antarctic!*

....

BURMA!

Why did you say that?

i think she panicked.

DON'T PANIC

Shouldn't those letters be a little more friendly?

red is scarry.

Intercourse the Penguin!

I was getting worried nobody was going to feed me my cue.

*dies laughing* I think i love you all a little more now. MPFC 4EVAH!!

Actually, that whole "stamping" think is a misconception. It can be traced back to a small zoo in Northern Washington State, where a genetic mutation occured in the male of a mating pair of Venezuelan Widebill Penguins. The resulting feather pattern, a mottled black blotch, was then passed to at least one chick in each annual clutch. Through selective breeding, the zoo was able to produce a near perfect "Property of the Zoo" pattern, complete with stencil lines and everything. Birds with this pattern are notoriously friendly, propogate quite easily, and taste fantastic with tartar sauce.

dont eat pengun ples.

Hello. It's just gone 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.

****Boom****

How'd he know that?

It was an inspired guess.