What would it take?

What would be the most extreme thing you would do to get Moxy Fruvous to play together again? (Assuming they would respond as desired)

A Klondike Bar

Well, darling Kris... At night, my team of superninjas would kidnap you and we would take you to the top of the CN tower. Then, we would begin the ritual sacrifice. After sampling all of your luscious internal organs, we would have them rain down on the ebbing crowd that will have gathered to watch... Oh. And then it'll start raining diamonds. And hi, I'm starting to scare myself, so I think I'll just go back to reading the back entries to some blog now and hide.

...more than I'd be willing to do for a klondike bar, anyway.

But I probably wouldn't bark like a dog or anything in public for just a few bites of ice cream, anyway.