You have to add the following to the end of each fortune for the REAL fortune: "...in bed."
See?
"You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world...in bed."
"A heavy burden is lifted with a phone message or a letter...in bed."
"Your character can be described as natural and unrestrained...in bed."
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