Not new but never introduced myself

Hello

For whatever reason I just started posting to the group without introducing myself. I apologize for the breech of netiquette. I have never seen Moxy Fruvous but I did see Jian at Falcon Ridge. I have attended Falcon Ridge for the past three years with my family. Anyway though I am not really knowledgeable about Moxy Fruvous I do enjoy the site and the nice people who post to the forums.

Paul

Good to meet you Paul!��Welcome to FHDC!

Hi John

Thanks John nice to meet you as well. We will be attending Falcon RIdge again this year. We are considering volunteering this year as the volunteers have made it so enjoyable for us the past three years. Though it was hard not to buy the early bird tickets. The camping ones flew out.

Paul

So this pirate walks into a bar. This pirate is the real thing too. He's got the eyepatch, pegleg, feathery hat and a parrot. So he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for some rum. The bartender looks at him funny, and realizes there's something not right about this guy. Bringing the drink back he realizes the pirate has a steering wheel in his pants.
Curious, He asks the pirate why he had a steering wheel in his pants. The Pirate takes a swig of his drink and replys:
"Arrrgh. I dunno but its driving me nuts!"

That's just HARRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE!

They say you never get a second chance to make a first impression.




So, well done.� And welcome.

Glad thats not always true! Thanks!

Oh man... there was something about that joke... someone told it wrong... I can't remember who or where... but whenever someone tells it I always think "Arrgh, it's driving me balls!" and start giggling uncontrollably

heee!

i first heard that joke when ben folds told it at a show, i think.

*dies laughing*

I never heard it before but it did make me laugh I found it on the website for a prairie home companion

And I just read that as "Pirate Home Companion".

"Gyarrr!. It be I, cap'n Kellior, and this be my ship, scourge of lake woebegon"


rrrright. It's too early to be posting. I need some ketchup

http://www.publicradio.org/applications/formbuilder/projects/joke_machine/joke_page.php

The one I sent in (scroll down a bit)

*groan*