dad and females with penis' and parties.

Any way you can blackmail a friend into going?� :)� It doesn't have to be a "date," per se, just a male body.� I'd guess, anyway.� I've never done the cocktail party thing before.� Although I've done the "couples" dates before.� And the bank holiday party fell into the "Employee plus one" category.

heh, who says it has to be a male friend? ;)

well I was going to go with elise, BUT she has to work that night and wont take it off to help me. boo hiss.

I could ask some old high school friends... she runs "bare naked ladies" an exotic dance/ escort servce.