Old

were you going for bitter or for humorous? i laughed at least twice on this post. it's like douglas adams if he was really angsty ;)

happy belated birthday

old is your body and old is your mind and old can even be your soul. see I was born old. I came out of the womb I smelling like bengay and I was looking for my teeth while I craped my pants. I grabbed a cane and smacked an onlooker in the shins with it and snapped at them to get me a drink. some people are just old down to there toes regardless of actual age.