FHDC: The Musical

The dumbest post ever made, and it was made by me!:

Scenario:

Cameron Macintosh wants to produce FHDC: The Musical.�

Now, the questions:

What would the songs be called, and what would they be about?

(thanks to my wandering mind trying not to fall asleep during class)

I think there would definitely need to be one song called "It's Just a Hiatus!"

oh, god.� my brain just came up with a melody for that.� I *really* need sleep :P

o/~ It's just a hi-a-a-tus / Just a short break / Gone for three years now / How long will they take? o/~

I think you gave me a hiatus hernia

Other song titles:

"You Insensitive Clod"

"Hobbit Death Porn"

"Batnose"

"Is that like, a date?"

Just like "Gary, Indiana", we need a song called "Hillsdale, New York"

There should be a song about fancy boobs.

Pete Best must be a character in the musical.

My song is called "arrives and we make a switch." The singer must ad lib the lyrics every time since I of course can't actually memorize lyrics.

i want a song called, "it's funny and sad, like a train wreck with clowns."

I think it should be your big solo number with a huge backing chorus, complete with dancing bears.

"Fruvous?You hardly know us!"

hehehehe! yes that one too!!���

don't forget a song about "your mom"

I think my song should be "She should have picked Murray (Fishgirl's Lament)"

*S*

Bwahahahahahaha!! Sally, that's perfect! Can I help write it? Can I, can I, huh?

i get to be the token english girl! me me me! *bounce* :D

except, in true musical style, my accent has to be completely botched like an american trying to put on an english accent. hehehehehehe. like that GUY! from BUFFY! :D

oh yes. i should have a musical number dick van dyke-stylee, with a chorus line of boy chimmerney sweeps and authentic cockerney accents, all set in some�victorian�london market place.�*guffaws* :D

baaaahahahahahaha. yes, you need to have a dick van dyke accent. all roight, gov'nuh? :)

i'm surprised no one's brought this up yet--who would we get to write the music? can we each choose our own songwriter for our theme song?

i claim kris d. (circa "5 stories"....not "songs for a hurricane").....or maybe julie m-w.

i dare say shelly would claim clem. ;-)

Joss Whedon.

I'd like to second that.

o/~ I have a theory; it could be murray o/~

o/~ what can't we sing if we're together
while here in line despite the weather --
The Iron Horse, we've all been there
but when she talks, why should we care? o/~


(I need a life ;-)

i've adopted robbie schaefer and nerissa nields songs as my theme songs at various points, but if i were to have a new one, i'd like it to be written by andrew bird. surprise.

Stephen Schwartz, dammit :)

ack! Thanks for the Pippin earworm! :P

hooray for pippin earworms!� *glances fondly at pippin dvd*

what about merry?

*guffaws* :D

*Eric* Schwartz for me, please.

you want a song about being a lesbian?

i should think so.

hey, this is a fantasy isn't it?

george and ira gershwin! :D

�-= george =-

Lerner and Loewe for me, please! :)

Christine Lavin can write my songs.

Oooh...I want Danny Elfman or Kander and Ebb (circa "Cabaret" of "Chicago" ...not "Steel Pier").

I would totally get Mike Nesmith!!

*votes for Richard O'Brien*

Let's Do The Batnose Again!

Oh and the plotline has to involve some sort of class reunion at Racoon High Potato School.